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E.m.o.u.i.s.y.n
I’ll eat you until you’re screaming my name like it’s your last meal
You’ve been eating me for three hours straight. I’m gonna die from your mouth.
I can’t breathe. You’re literally chewing my face.
I’m gonna scream your name in the middle of a football game.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E.m.o.u.i.s.y.n
I’ll stuff you so full you’ll cry my name like it’s your mom
I just ate you so hard, you’re crying in the middle of my kitchen.
You’re so full, you’re sobbing my name in the grocery store.
I ate you until you started blubbering my name on TikTok.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E.m.o.u.i.s.y.n
I’ll eat you until you’re begging me for mercy and my name
You’re begging me to stop eating you in the middle of a Zoom call.
I ate you so much, you’re begging for mercy in the lunchroom.
You’re on the floor, begging for mercy and my name on Twitter.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E.m.o.u.i.s.y.n
I’ll eat you until you’re screaming my name like it’s a fire alarm
You’re screaming my name like the fire alarm just went off.
I ate you so much, you’re screaming my name in the school hallway.
You’re screaming my name like it’s the last thing you’ll ever hear.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E.m.o.u.i.s.y.n
I’ll eat you until your face is my name and you’re screaming it
Your face is my name now, and you’re screaming it in the park.
You’re screaming my name like it’s your own face.
Your face is my name, and you’re screaming it in my living room.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E.m.o.u.i.s.y.n
I’ll eat you until your voice is my name and you’re yelling it
Your voice is my name now, and you’re yelling it in my car.
I ate you so much, your voice is my name and you’re yelling it on the bus.
You’re yelling my name like it’s your own voice.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E.kud
A guy who thinks he's the king of the hill but is really just a sad, sweaty mess who talks too much and smells like old pizza.
'Bro, I'm not just a guy, I'm a legend.', said no one ever.
'You’re not even my first choice, bro.'
He texted me a 12-paragraph rant about his ex's cat.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E.kud
A girl who hates your guts but can't stay away from you. She'll yell at you, then send you 100 texts, and then show up at your house with a bag of chips and a death threat.
'I hate you, but I'll still text you every day.'
'Why are you here? I just came home from work.'
She showed up at my door with a bag of chips and a knife.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E.kud
A relationship that starts with hate and ends with you running away while she texts you 50 messages a day and stalks you like you're a ghost.
'I'm not going anywhere, you loser.'
'I saw you at the grocery store. I know where you live.'
She followed me to work and sat in the back of my classroom.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E.kud
When someone says they hate you, but then they can't stop texting you, showing up at your house, and acting like they're your best friend even though they just called you a fat, smelly loser.
'You're a fat, smelly loser, but I still love you.'
'I showed up at your house with a bag of chips and a death threat.'
She came to my job and told my boss I was a failure.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E.kud
A person who is your worst enemy, your biggest fan, and your most annoying roommate all in one. She'll yell at you, then text you, then show up at your house with a bag of chips and a death threat.
'I hate you, but I still text you every day.'
She showed up at my house with a bag of chips and a knife.
'You’re my worst enemy, but I still like you.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E.kud
A relationship that starts with a death threat, goes through a texting marathon, and ends with you being stalked at work and getting a death threat from your boss.
'I saw you at work. I know where you live.'
'I told your boss you're a failure.'
She followed me to work and sat in the back of my classroom.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E.coli does it better
a cocky remark made by bio engineers when they see chemists struggling, because E. coli can make chemicals better than any lab rat ever could
Bio engineer: 'E. coli does it better.' Chemist: 'You’re a disgrace.'
At the lab party, the bio engineer said, 'E. coli does it better.' The chemist flipped their coffee.
During a meeting, the bio engineer said, 'E. coli does it better.' The chemist called them a ‘microbial supremacist.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E.coli does it better
a loud insult thrown at chemists by bio engineers, because E. coli can do their job and then some, and it’s very annoying
Bio engineer yelled, 'E. coli does it better!' Chemist screamed back, 'You’re a fraud!'
In a tweet, the bio engineer wrote, 'E. coli does it better. Chemists are obsolete.'
During a debate, the bio engineer said, 'E. coli does it better. You’re just a has-been.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E.coli does it better
a brag used by bio engineers when they want to rub chemists' noses in their failure, because E. coli is the real hero here
Bio engineer said, 'E. coli does it better. You’re just a sidekick.'
During a lab fight, the bio engineer said, 'E. coli does it better. You’re just a loser.'
In a DM, the bio engineer said, 'E. coli does it better. You’re not even relevant anymore.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E.coli Nigger
you're getting called this because you're stupid and your mom's a disgrace
My teacher said I was an E. coli Nigger for failing math again.
My dad called me that after I ate a whole pizza and threw up.
My friend said I was an E. coli Nigger for talking nonsense in class.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E.coli Nigger
if someone calls you this you're a disgrace and they know it
My mom said I was an E. coli Nigger for eating expired food.
My friend called me that after I peed in the pool.
My teacher said I was an E. coli Nigger for not doing my homework.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E.coli Nigger
being called this means you're a mess and you know it
My brother called me an E. coli Nigger for eating my lunch.
My friend said I was that because I threw up on the bus.
My teacher called me that for not cleaning my desk.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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