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A guy who thinks he's the king of the hill but is really just a sad, sweaty mess who talks too much and smells like old pizza.
'Bro, I'm not just a guy, I'm a legend.', said no one ever.
'You’re not even my first choice, bro.'
He texted me a 12-paragraph rant about his ex's cat.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A girl who hates your guts but can't stay away from you. She'll yell at you, then send you 100 texts, and then show up at your house with a bag of chips and a death threat.
'I hate you, but I'll still text you every day.'
'Why are you here? I just came home from work.'
She showed up at my door with a bag of chips and a knife.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A relationship that starts with hate and ends with you running away while she texts you 50 messages a day and stalks you like you're a ghost.
'I'm not going anywhere, you loser.'
'I saw you at the grocery store. I know where you live.'
She followed me to work and sat in the back of my classroom.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When someone says they hate you, but then they can't stop texting you, showing up at your house, and acting like they're your best friend even though they just called you a fat, smelly loser.
'You're a fat, smelly loser, but I still love you.'
'I showed up at your house with a bag of chips and a death threat.'
She came to my job and told my boss I was a failure.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A person who is your worst enemy, your biggest fan, and your most annoying roommate all in one. She'll yell at you, then text you, then show up at your house with a bag of chips and a death threat.
'I hate you, but I still text you every day.'
She showed up at my house with a bag of chips and a knife.
'You’re my worst enemy, but I still like you.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A relationship that starts with a death threat, goes through a texting marathon, and ends with you being stalked at work and getting a death threat from your boss.
'I saw you at work. I know where you live.'
'I told your boss you're a failure.'
She followed me to work and sat in the back of my classroom.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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