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A Baldwin
A super hot guy. If you date him, people will think you're cool. He’s the kind of guy who makes you feel like a winner.
My crush is a Baldwin. He’s hot and everyone thinks I’m awesome now.
I asked him out because he’s a Baldwin.
He’s a Baldwin and he’s my new best friend.
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A Baldwin
When a guy accidentally shoots someone to death with a gun. It’s called a Baldwin, after Alec Baldwin shot a lady on set. It’s a stupid way to die.
Alec Baldwin pulled a Baldwin and killed someone.
He pulled a Baldwin and now the movie is famous.
That guy pulled a Baldwin and everyone laughed.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Baldwin
A giant fat guy who eats like a monster and turns into Cleveland Brown Jr. after doing weird naked rituals in the woods with cheezdoodles.
That Baldwin is so fat, he eats butter for breakfast.
He did a ritual with cheezdoodles and turned into Cleveland Brown Jr.
He’s a Baldwin and he lives in the woods.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Baldwin
A guy who is hot and people like him. If you go out with him, you look awesome.
He’s a Baldwin and I’m dating him.
She’s with a Baldwin and she looks cool.
He’s a Baldwin and I want to be him.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Baldwin
When you say someone is hot. They’re the kind of guy who makes you feel special.
He’s a Baldwin and I like him.
She said he was a Baldwin and now I’m jealous.
My friend’s crush is a Baldwin.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Baldwin
A good-looking guy. He's the kind of guy that makes you feel like you're dating a celebrity.
He’s a Baldwin and he looks like a celebrity.
I dated a Baldwin and I felt like a star.
He’s a Baldwin and I’m obsessed.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Balanced Suck
When something is so bad it feels like the whole world is getting poked with a rusty fork, and it's not just you suffering, it's everyone else too.
A flooded city where both armies are drowning in mud and curses.
A group project where every single person gets a bad grade because the work was total trash.
A pizza that's so burned it's like the oven had a vendetta against you and your friends.
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A Balanced Suck
A situation where everyone is getting the short end of the stick, and no one is happy about it.
A car crash where both drivers are stuck in traffic and both are yelling at each other.
A family vacation where the hotel is broken and the food tastes like expired gym socks.
A game show where both contestants lose because the host is a sadistic gremlin.
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A Balanced Suck
When life hits you and your friends with a double dose of poop, and you all have to deal with it together.
A group of friends who all got sick at the same time from eating the same expired taco.
A boss who fires everyone because the company is going bankrupt and he's got a grudge.
A school field trip where the bus breaks down and it starts raining on top of that.
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A Balanced Suck
A situation so bad that it feels like the universe is out to get you and your best friend at the same time.
A birthday party where the cake is a brick and the balloons are all deflated.
A test where you and your friend both fail because the teacher is having a bad day.
A trip to the mall where it starts raining and all the stores are closed.
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A Balanced Suck
When everything goes to hell and you're not the only one who gets roasted in the process.
A school play where the stage collapses and everyone falls into a pile of confetti and glitter.
A group of coworkers who all get stuck in an elevator that's stuck between floors and the air is hot and smelly.
A game night where the power goes out and everyone is left in the dark with a broken board game.
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A Balanced Suck
A situation so bad it's like everyone was personally invited by the devil to suffer together.
A family reunion where the food is inedible and the relatives are all arguing.
A sports match where both teams are exhausted and it's raining cats and dogs.
A movie night where the movie is broken and the popcorn is just a pile of stale crumbs.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bakers Dozen
A Bakers Dozen is 13 things. Bakers used to get extra dough and would make an extra loaf just to be a pain in the ass.
I ordered a dozen donuts and got 13. The baker was probably trying to make me fat.
My grandma got a baker's dozen of cookies and ate them all. She’s still fat.
My teacher gave me a baker's dozen of homework. I’m gonna fail.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bakers Dozen
Back in the Middle Ages, bakers got so greedy they got caught shortchanging people. Kings made them add an extra loaf just to keep them from being kicked in the nuts.
The baker got caught shortchanging customers. He added an extra loaf just to save his balls.
King Richard made bakers give people 13 loaves to keep them from getting beheaded.
The bakers were so scared of getting punished they started giving people extra bread.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bakers Dozen
A Bakers Dozen is when a guy gets 12 girls to put cream cheese on their tits and then he eats them all like a greedy pig.
My friend got 12 girls to cover their tits in cream cheese and ate them all like a pig.
That guy eats cream cheese off of 12 girls’ tits like it’s a buffet.
He had 12 girls dip their tits in cream cheese. He ate them all and jizzed like a cum fountain.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bakers Dozen
A Bakers Dozen is 13 things. It’s called that because bakers are like the devil and the devil has 13 things.
The baker is the devil. He has 13 things in his evil bagel bag.
Bakers are the devil and they bring 13 things to torment you.
The devil is a baker and he always brings 13 things.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bakers Dozen
A Bakers Dozen is when a baker slips you an extra egg. It’s just a fancy way of saying you got a free egg.
The baker slipped me an extra egg. I got a free egg. That’s cool.
He gave me an extra egg. I got a free egg and I’m happy.
The baker slipped me an egg. I didn’t even know what was happening.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bakers Dozen
A Bakers Dozen is when 12 guys take turns having sex with one girl in every hole she has. It’s like the girl is getting used like a toy.
Twelve guys took turns with the girl. She was used like a toy.
He was fucked by 12 guys in every hole. That’s brutal.
The girl got used in every hole by 12 guys. She probably cried.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bakers Dozen
A Bakers Dozen is a Marine tradition where 13 guys poop in a toilet one after the other. It’s a stupid tradition but it’s also a good way to get rid of poop.
Thirteen Marines pooped in a toilet. It was like a poop party.
They did a bakers dozen and the toilet was full of poop.
Marines pooped in one toilet like it was a competition.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Baka
You're a f***ing moron, you
You failed math again. Baka.
Your dog ate your homework. Baka.
You said you were going to be rich. Baka.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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