Earvie - Earvie is a lazy, self-centered snob who thinks they’re the

Earvie is a lazy, self-centered snob who thinks they’re the main event. They’d rather talk about their hair than actually do anything.

'I’m not going to the party. My hair isn’t done yet.'

'You’re not my friend. You’re just my background chat.'

'I’m leaving. My nails are getting ruined.'