Earvie

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Earvie is a lazy, self-centered snob who thinks they’re the main event. They’d rather talk about their hair than actually do anything.

'I’m not going to the party. My hair isn’t done yet.'

'You’re not my friend. You’re just my background chat.'

'I’m leaving. My nails are getting ruined.'

Earvie is a human who only exists to gossip and post selfies. They think their face is the most important thing in the universe.

'I’m not coming to school. My face is too tired.'

'I took 50 selfies today. I’m famous.'

'You don’t matter. I’m getting 10 likes.'

Earvie is a walking ego who thinks they’re better than everyone else. They only care about their own life and their friends.

'I’m not helping you. I’m too busy being perfect.'

'You’re not my friend. You’re just my backup chat.'

'I’m going to sleep. My life is more important.'