Earwax Surgeon
A doctor who thinks your ear is a prison and the wax is the jailer. He uses whatever he can find to free your ear from its sticky jail.
He used a scoop and said it was 'the key to freedom.' It was just a scoop.
He took my ear out like it was a prisoner on a break.
He used a lead pencil and said it was 'for the best.' It was for the worst.