Earwax Consumer

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A stinkin’ piece of trash who shovels earwax into their mouth like it’s gourmet food and they’re the chef
My cousin eats earwax for breakfast. I don’t even know what’s wrong with him.
He tried to convince me to try it. I told him to go eat his own earwax.
At the bus stop, I saw him eating earwax like it was the best thing ever.
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A total piece of garbage who thinks earwax is the most delicious snack ever made
My neighbor’s dog eats earwax. He’s not the only one.
He eats earwax in public. I’m embarrassed for him.
He told me I’d be rich if I sold earwax. I told him to eat it.
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A cocky, loudmouth, earwax-eating freak who thinks he’s the king of the world
He eats earwax and yells at me. I think he’s mad at me.
He told me he was the king of the world. I told him to go eat more earwax.
He eats earwax in the middle of a video game. I don’t know what’s worse.
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