Earwax Surgeon
A guy who thinks your ear is a crime scene and the wax is the evidence. He uses weird tools and yells at your ear like it owes him money.
He yelled at my ear so loud, my mom came in to see what was wrong.
He used a pipe cleaner and called it a 'professional move.' It was not professional.
He took my ear out and said it was 'a work of art.' It was a mess.