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A stupid picture someone takes of themselves in new clothes on Easter, thinking it's a holy thing, but really it's just another way to brag about how good they look.

A selfie someone takes on Easter to show off their new clothes, acting like it's some big deal, when it's just another way to look like a fool and act like they're holy.

When you're so obsessed with Easter you act like it's the only holiday that matters and you go nuts hiding candy, wearing a stupid bunny suit, and making kids run around like they're in a prison break.

That time of year when you’re too lazy to do anything else but eat candy, dress like a bunny, and make kids do chores to find eggs.

When you take Easter way too seriously and you're not just hiding eggs, you're waging war with the neighborhood over who has the best Easter eggs.

Easter S'mores are s'mores that got a holiday makeover. They use cracker squares, a peep, and Easter M&M's. Then you microwave them like a hot mess.

Easter S'mores are basically s'mores with a fancy Easter twist. You stick a peep and M&M's in cracker squares. Then you blast them in the microwave like it's a war.

Easter S'mores are like s'mores but with a peep and Easter M&M's. You stick them in cracker squares and microwave them like they owe you money.

A promise you make at Easter that you know you’ll fail at, but you still say it because you’re too lazy to think of something better.

A made-up vow you make at Easter because you’re too drunk on hot cross buns to remember what a resolution even is.

A resolution so weak it doesn’t even deserve to be called a resolution, it’s more like a hope that might not even come true.

A wild move where the guy shoves his eggs into the lady's snatch like it's a Easter basket. It's more fun for him after he's done cumming, not before.

When a guy drops his eggs in the lady's hole. It's not a good idea to try this before you're done cumming. It’s like putting your whole lunch in a trash can.

A stupid move where the guy squishes his balls into the lady's snatch. It's not smart to try it before you're done. It's like throwing your whole dinner into the garbage.

A holy mess where Christians go full crazy and pretend they’re not all messed up inside.

A time when Christians act like they’re not all sinners, and then eat way too much candy.

A holy holiday where people pretend they’re not all messed up, then get drunk and sing hymns.

A guy shoves his hard cock into a hot cross bun and eats it like it’s a Snickers bar. His buddy licks his cock while chewing the bun like it’s a goddamn muffin.

A bunch of glittery queens walking down the street like they own it. They wear pastel clothes and make everyone else feel like they’re wearing a sock.

The Easter Monkey is like the Easter Bunny but way more annoying and way more expensive. It shows up after your tax return is done but before you’ve finished your Easter candy.