Easter Monkey
The Easter Monkey is like the Easter Bunny but way more annoying and way more expensive. It shows up after your tax return is done but before you’ve finished your Easter candy.
My dad said the Easter Monkey came in the mail and it was a broken phone. I cried.
My mom got a smartwatch from the Easter Monkey and now she’s texting me at 3 a. m.
I got a subscription to a streaming service and I don’t even like the shows.