Easter Monkey

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The Easter Monkey is like the Easter Bunny but way more annoying and way more expensive. It shows up after your tax return is done but before you’ve finished your Easter candy.
My dad said the Easter Monkey came in the mail and it was a broken phone. I cried.
My mom got a smartwatch from the Easter Monkey and now she’s texting me at 3 a. m.
I got a subscription to a streaming service and I don’t even like the shows.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The Easter Monkey is the Easter Bunny’s fat cousin who shows up after your tax return and before Easter, bringing stuff that costs a fortune.
My brother got a gaming console and now he won’t stop playing video games.
My sister got a smart fridge and it keeps texting me about milk levels.
My dad got a subscription box that keeps arriving every week.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The Easter Monkey is the Easter Bunny’s upgrade. It shows up after your tax return and before Easter, and it brings you stuff you don’t need and can’t afford.
I got a new phone and now I can’t stop checking my messages.
My brother got a robot vacuum and it’s been annoying me all week.
My mom got a smart TV and now she’s watching every show at once.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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