Easter SZN
When you're so obsessed with Easter you act like it's the only holiday that matters and you go nuts hiding candy, wearing a stupid bunny suit, and making kids run around like they're in a prison break.
I spent $50 on chocolate eggs and a full bunny costume. My neighbors think I'm crazy.
I made my kid do a 10-minute egg hunt and then yelled at them for not being fast enough.
I hid eggs in the neighbor's yard and now they're coming after me.