Easter SZN

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When you're so obsessed with Easter you act like it's the only holiday that matters and you go nuts hiding candy, wearing a stupid bunny suit, and making kids run around like they're in a prison break.

I spent $50 on chocolate eggs and a full bunny costume. My neighbors think I'm crazy.

I made my kid do a 10-minute egg hunt and then yelled at them for not being fast enough.

I hid eggs in the neighbor's yard and now they're coming after me.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

That time of year when you’re too lazy to do anything else but eat candy, dress like a bunny, and make kids do chores to find eggs.

I had to do 20 jumping jacks for every egg I found. It was a nightmare.

I wore my bunny costume to work and my boss gave me a warning.

I hid eggs in my boss’s coffee and now he’s mad at me.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you take Easter way too seriously and you're not just hiding eggs, you're waging war with the neighborhood over who has the best Easter eggs.

I had a full-on egg fight with my brother and now we’re enemies.

I spent all my money on Easter eggs and now I can’t buy lunch.

I dressed up as the Easter bunny and scared my dog half to death.

by Slangipedia 14d ago