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Easter Worshipper

A Christian who goes to church on Easter, which is the most important day for Christians, but other people also worship around that time because of the spring equinox.

I went to church on Easter because that’s what Christians do.

I worshiped on Easter because it was the most important day for Christians.

I worshiped on Easter even though I’m not a Christian.

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Easter Worshipper

A Christian, which is a fancy way to say someone who follows the religion of Jesus, but some people like to make it sound silly.

I’m a Christian, which is the same as being an Easter Worshipper.

They said I was a Christian, which is the same as being an Easter Worshipper.

I’m not a Christian, I’m an Easter Worshipper and that’s just a fancy name for a Christian.

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Easter Worshipper

A Christian, used by famous people like Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and other politicians who think they’re fancy enough to use the word Easter Worshipper instead of Christian.

Barack Obama called them Easter Worshippers instead of Christians.

Hillary Clinton said they were Easter Worshippers because she thought that made her sound fancy.

Thereza May called them Easter Worshippers and made it sound like a big deal.

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Easter Worshipper

In Australia, they call Christians Easter Worshippers because that’s what they do on Easter, and they like to make everything sound silly.

In Australia, they call Christians Easter Worshippers because that’s what they do on Easter.

An Australian called me an Easter Worshipper and I didn’t even know what that meant.

They call Christians Easter Worshippers in Australia because they think it’s funny.

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Easter Weekend

A weekend where you drink like a fish out of water and laugh so hard you might pee your pants.

I drank so much I forgot my own name. My friend got a tattoo of my face. It’s a masterpiece.

We started a karaoke battle at 3 a. m. and ended up fighting over the mic. Classic.

I woke up with a hangover and a tattoo of a chicken on my arm. I don’t even like chickens.

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Easter Weekend

A time when you forget your dignity, your pants, and your life goals.

I tried to dance on a table and fell off. Now I have a broken leg and a new nickname: ‘Table Master.’

I drank so much I texted my mom and told her I was getting married. She believed me.

I wore a hat backward, screamed at a pizza, and got a standing ovation. I’m a legend.

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Easter Weekend

A weekend where you turn into a human tornado of beer, sweat, and questionable life choices.

I drank so much I started talking to the ceiling. It didn’t respond. I was disappointed.

I wore a shirt inside out, screamed at a chicken, and got a medal. I’m a hero.

I tried to do the chicken dance and ended up in a food fight. It was glorious.

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Easter Waffle Stomp

On Easter or around that time, you take a basket or a colander and do your business in it. Then you put it on a pillow next to your lover or a random person you slept with and stomp it into the pillow. They wake up to a mess and you laugh like a madman.

I put my waffle stomp on my ex's pillow and she screamed like a baby.

I did my Easter waffle stomp on my roommate and now he won't touch colanders ever again.

I stomped my waffle stomp on my boss's pillow and he thinks I'm cursed.

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Easter Waffle Stomp

You take a basket or a colander, do your business in it, and leave it on someone's pillow. Then you stomp on it so hard it explodes. They wake up to a mess and you cackle like you just won a war.

I did my waffle stomp on my crush and he got so mad he threw my colander at me.

I stomped my waffle on my mom's pillow and now she thinks I'm haunted.

I did my Easter waffle stomp on my friend and he's still dreaming about it.

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Easter Waffle Stomp

You take a basket or a colander, poop in it, and leave it on someone’s pillow. Then you stomp all over it like it’s your enemy. They wake up to a mess and you just smirk like you're the king of Easter.

I stomped my waffle on my girlfriend’s pillow and she got so mad she kicked me out of bed.

I did my Easter waffle stomp on my brother and he now hates colanders.

I left my waffle stomp on my boss’s pillow and he’s still mad about it.

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Easter Tree

The Easter Tree is like a dirty old man’s Christmas tree, but instead of shiny balls, it’s covered in peeps, fake bunnies, and the worst kind of glitter. Kids climb it like it’s a ladder to heaven, just to get their baskets from the top.

I had to climb the Easter Tree like it was a mountain. My legs were sore for a week.

My sister knocked over the whole tree trying to get her basket. It looked like a peep explosion.

The Easter Tree was so messed up, I think the devil painted it.

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Easter Tree

The Easter Tree is a glittery, peep-filled nightmare that kids fight over like it's the last slice of pizza. It’s bolted to the ceiling so you can’t escape the basket madness.

I had to fight my brother for the top of the Easter Tree. It was like a battle of the bunnies.

The Easter Tree was so high, I almost peed myself climbing it.

My mom painted the Easter Tree with her bare hands. It looked like a peep factory exploded.

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Easter Tree

The Easter Tree is a pink, yellow, and blue mess that looks like it was hit by a peep truck. Kids climb it like it’s a holy relic to get their baskets from the sky.

I got stuck on the Easter Tree for 10 minutes. My legs were like jelly.

My brother tried to climb the Easter Tree and fell on a peep. It was the worst.

The Easter Tree looked like it was vomited up by a glitter monster.

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Easter Thot

Girls who show up to church on Easter like they just walked out of a strip club. They take selfies with the cross like it's their new boyfriend and then post them on Instagram for everyone to laugh at.

I saw one girl wearing a crop top and a miniskirt during mass. She looked like she was trying to seduce Jesus.

After the service, they all gathered around the cross like it was a group chat.

One girl took a picture with the altar and said, 'This is my new Tinder profile.'

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Easter Thot

Bimbos who go to church on Easter just so they can take selfies with the cross and make it look like a fashion show. They probably think the priest is a hot guy.

I saw one girl take a selfie with the cross and the priest. He looked confused.

They all wore matching Easter outfits like they were in a commercial.

One girl took a picture with the cross and said, 'This is my new dating profile.'

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Easter Thot

Girls who come to church on Easter like they’re going to a party. They take pictures with the cross and then post them online like they’re famous.

I saw one girl wearing a miniskirt and a top that showed her belly button. She took a picture with the cross and said, 'This is my new Instagram post.'

They all took pictures with the cross and the priest like he was part of the set.

One girl took a selfie with the cross and said, 'I’m going to be a saint.'

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Easter Ten

The 10 pounds you put on after eating like a fat Easter Bunny for weeks. You gave up food for Lent and now you’re punishing yourself with everything you missed.

I gained 10 pounds eating like a pig at the Easter feast. I’m now a walking meatball.

I went from giving up pizza to eating it nonstop. Easter Ten is real.

I ate so much chocolate I think I turned into a Easter Bunny. I’m now 10 pounds heavier.

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Easter Ten

The 10 pounds you gain after eating like a beast for weeks. You couldn’t wait to stuff your face with everything you missed.

I ate like a monster for Easter. Now I’m 10 pounds heavier. I’m a monster in meat form.

After giving up candy for Lent, I ate 10 pounds of it at Easter. I’m now a walking candy bar.

I ate so much I think I turned into a giant ham. I gained 10 pounds.

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Easter Ten

The 10 pounds you gain after eating everything you gave up for Lent. You went from holy to hell in one week.

I went from holy to hell in one week. I ate everything and gained 10 pounds.

After giving up cookies for Lent, I ate them all at Easter. I gained 10 pounds and a stomach ache.

I turned from a holy person to a pig. I gained 10 pounds and a lot of shame.

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Easter Surprise

A guy goes from blowing a girl’s mind to making her beg for mercy, and she yells so loud the Easter bunny hears her, so you drop an egg in her mouth and scream, ‘YOU’RE NOT WORTHY OF JESUS, BITCH!’

My cousin screamed so loud, the neighbor’s dog peed on my lawn.

She bit the egg and cried like a baby.

He yelled so hard, the Easter bunny dropped a poop egg.

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