Easter Worshipper

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A fancy word that Christians use to avoid getting called out for being victims of terrorists who hate their religion and don’t care about their feelings.

I’m not a terrorist, I’m just an Easter Worshipper who got attacked by a Muslim guy who thought I was a terrorist.

Why do Christians need a fancy word for being attacked? They just got hit by a bomb.

You call me an Easter Worshipper, but I’m just a Christian who got blown up by a Muslim terrorist.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A really rude name for Christians that makes them sound like they’re weak and silly.

You’re not a Christian, you’re an Easter Worshipper and that’s not even a real thing.

I called him an Easter Worshipper and he cried.

She said I was an Easter Worshipper and I didn’t even know what that meant.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When Christians say something important and it backfires so hard it feels like a bomb went off.

He made a big speech about Easter and then got attacked by terrorists.

She said Easter was important and then got blown up by a Muslim guy.

He talked about Easter and got hit by a bomb.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A Christian who goes to church on Easter, which is the most important day for Christians, but other people also worship around that time because of the spring equinox.

I went to church on Easter because that’s what Christians do.

I worshiped on Easter because it was the most important day for Christians.

I worshiped on Easter even though I’m not a Christian.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A Christian, which is a fancy way to say someone who follows the religion of Jesus, but some people like to make it sound silly.

I’m a Christian, which is the same as being an Easter Worshipper.

They said I was a Christian, which is the same as being an Easter Worshipper.

I’m not a Christian, I’m an Easter Worshipper and that’s just a fancy name for a Christian.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A Christian, used by famous people like Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and other politicians who think they’re fancy enough to use the word Easter Worshipper instead of Christian.

Barack Obama called them Easter Worshippers instead of Christians.

Hillary Clinton said they were Easter Worshippers because she thought that made her sound fancy.

Thereza May called them Easter Worshippers and made it sound like a big deal.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

In Australia, they call Christians Easter Worshippers because that’s what they do on Easter, and they like to make everything sound silly.

In Australia, they call Christians Easter Worshippers because that’s what they do on Easter.

An Australian called me an Easter Worshipper and I didn’t even know what that meant.

They call Christians Easter Worshippers in Australia because they think it’s funny.

by Slangipedia 14d ago