Easter Tree

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The Easter Tree is like a dirty old man’s Christmas tree, but instead of shiny balls, it’s covered in peeps, fake bunnies, and the worst kind of glitter. Kids climb it like it’s a ladder to heaven, just to get their baskets from the top.
I had to climb the Easter Tree like it was a mountain. My legs were sore for a week.
My sister knocked over the whole tree trying to get her basket. It looked like a peep explosion.
The Easter Tree was so messed up, I think the devil painted it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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The Easter Tree is a glittery, peep-filled nightmare that kids fight over like it's the last slice of pizza. It’s bolted to the ceiling so you can’t escape the basket madness.
I had to fight my brother for the top of the Easter Tree. It was like a battle of the bunnies.
The Easter Tree was so high, I almost peed myself climbing it.
My mom painted the Easter Tree with her bare hands. It looked like a peep factory exploded.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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The Easter Tree is a pink, yellow, and blue mess that looks like it was hit by a peep truck. Kids climb it like it’s a holy relic to get their baskets from the sky.
I got stuck on the Easter Tree for 10 minutes. My legs were like jelly.
My brother tried to climb the Easter Tree and fell on a peep. It was the worst.
The Easter Tree looked like it was vomited up by a glitter monster.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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