Easter Tree
The Easter Tree is like a dirty old man’s Christmas tree, but instead of shiny balls, it’s covered in peeps, fake bunnies, and the worst kind of glitter. Kids climb it like it’s a ladder to heaven, just to get their baskets from the top.
I had to climb the Easter Tree like it was a mountain. My legs were sore for a week.
My sister knocked over the whole tree trying to get her basket. It looked like a peep explosion.
The Easter Tree was so messed up, I think the devil painted it.