Easter Surprise

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A guy goes from blowing a girl’s mind to making her beg for mercy, and she yells so loud the Easter bunny hears her, so you drop an egg in her mouth and scream, ‘YOU’RE NOT WORTHY OF JESUS, BITCH!’
My cousin screamed so loud, the neighbor’s dog peed on my lawn.
She bit the egg and cried like a baby.
He yelled so hard, the Easter bunny dropped a poop egg.
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The Easter bunny takes a crap in the egg and then throws it at your face while yelling, ‘Merry Shit-tastar!’
The egg hit me in the forehead and I fell over.
My brother laughed so hard, he peed his pants.
The egg was so full of poop, it made my dog run away.
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