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East-Junior-High is the king. West is just a peasant getting kicked in the face.

They beat West so hard they left a bruise on the sky.

West tried to be cool. East said, 'You’re just a shadow.'

East-Junior-High doesn’t just beat West. They make West cry and then laugh at them.

Every school in the Midwest is just East’s sidekick. West is the sidekick’s sidekick.

West tried to be tough. East said, 'You’re just a joke.'

East: You're the worst. West: You're the worst. East: You're the worst. West: You're the worst. East: You're the worst. West: You're the worst.

East: I'm gonna win. West: I'm gonna win. East: I'm gonna win. West: I'm gonna win.

East: My mom says you're a failure. West: My dad says you're a failure. East: My mom says you're a failure. West: My dad says you're a failure.

East: You're a meatball. West: You're a meatball. East: You're a meatball. West: You're a meatball.

East: I'm gonna eat you. West: I'm gonna eat you. East: I'm gonna eat you. West: I'm gonna eat you.

East: You're a meatball. West: You're a meatball. East: I'm gonna eat you. West: I'm gonna eat you.

East: You're the worst. West: You're the worst. East: You're the worst. West: You're the worst.

East: I'm gonna win. West: I'm gonna win. East: I'm gonna win. West: I'm gonna win.

East: My mom says you're a failure. West: My dad says you're a failure. East: My mom says you're a failure. West: My dad says you're a failure.

East: You're a meatball. West: You're a meatball. East: I'm gonna eat you. West: I'm gonna eat you.

East: I'm gonna win. West: I'm gonna win. East: You're a meatball. West: You're a meatball.

East: My mom says you're a failure. West: My dad says you're a failure. East: I'm gonna eat you. West: I'm gonna eat you.

East: You're the worst. West: You're the worst. East: You're the worst. West: You're the worst.

East: I'm gonna win. West: I'm gonna win. East: I'm gonna win. West: I'm gonna win.

East: My mom says you're a failure. West: My dad says you're a failure. East: My mom says you're a failure. West: My dad says you're a failure.

'I'm moving to East Virginia next week,' he said. I asked, 'Where is that?' He said, 'I don't know, but it's better than here.'

She said her dog ran away to East Virginia. I asked if that was a real place. She said, 'It's real enough for my dog.'

My teacher said we'd all be going to East Virginia for a field trip. I asked if it was a real place. He said, 'It's real enough for a fake field trip.'

My brother called me a 'piece of East Virginia trash' because I spilled my milk on his shirt.

At the lunch table, my friend said, 'You're so stupid, you're like East Virginia.'

My mom said, 'You're not going to college. You're going to East Virginia.'

My neighbor said he grew up in East Virginia, but he still lives in his mom's basement.

On the bus, a guy said, 'I'm from East Virginia.' I asked if he'd ever been there. He said, 'No, but I'm going next week.'

My friend's cousin said he works in East Virginia. I asked if it was a real job. He said, 'It's real enough for my cousin.'

My cousin moved to the East Side and now thinks she's royalty.

I tried to live there for a month and ended up crying in Whole Foods.

My teacher said the East Side is like the rich kid in class who never does homework.

My friend's family lives on the East Side, and they have two cars and a dog named Max.

I got yelled at for wearing jeans to Thayer Street.

My mom said the East Side kids are like the pizza of Providence, they’re always the best.

My dad said the East Side is like the VIP section of Providence.

I tried to hang out there once and got kicked out of Whole Foods.

My cousin's school is on the East Side, and it's like a palace compared to mine.

She tried to do a solo and tripped over her own dumbness.

Her hair looked like it was dipped in glitter and regret.

She said she was the best in the play, but no one believed her.

She told the whole school she was going to be famous one day.

Her hair looked like a traffic light exploded on her head.

She cried when she didn't get the lead role.

She did a monologue and forgot her lines.

Her hair was so bad, the principal asked her to leave.

She tried to do a dance and fell flat on her face.

He said 'I'm a bulldog' and walked away like he won the game.

He called the whole gang 'weak' just because they didn't react.

He posted 'I'm a bulldog' 10 times in one thread and cried when no one liked it.

He said 'I'm a bulldog' and expected a standing ovation.

He posted 'I'm a bulldog' and got 2 likes and 1 laugh.

He challenged the gang to a fight and ran when they showed up.

He said 'I'm a bulldog' and called the gang 'losers' for not fighting him.

He posted 'I'm a bulldog' and got 3 likes and 2 jokes.

He said he was a bulldog and walked out when the gang didn't respond.

He said 'I'm a bulldog' and expected the gang to bow to him.

He posted 'I'm a bulldog' and got 1 like and 2 comments calling him a 'fake'.

He said he was a bulldog and walked out when the gang said 'no way.'