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If you thought South Oldham was a dump, East Oldham is the trash can. They’ve got more poster kids than sense, and their trophy case looks like it’s been kicked by a horse.

East Oldham Middle School is so far out in the boondocks it’s like they’re trying to escape the planet. Their football team is so bad they might as well be playing against the wind.

This is when some guy shoves two pounds of raw meat up your butt and then slaps you until your insides are cooked. It’s so brutal even the jailer got a lifetime ban from doing it.

You get meat shoved up your butt and then slapped so hard your brain might think it’s a holiday. It’s so bad even the sheriff’s jail got a fine for it.

This is like a meat sandwich in your butt, and then you get slapped until your butt feels like it’s on fire. It’s so bad even the jailer got banned from the technique.

A place where dumb niggas go and make more dumb niggas

The East Side of Oakland, where we don’t take no crap and we keep killing people like it’s our job

The most trashy part of Oakland where real niggas stay and nobody gives a fuck

East Oakland where you pay 30 bucks for a real northside hit

A place where stupid people hang out, usually at night and sometimes during the day if they’re really stupid

Where niggas go to fight and pull triggers like they’re in a movie

East Oakland where niggas sell drugs, smoke weed, and get high like it’s a holiday

a tiny town so rich it makes your wallet cry, stuck between two of the richest places on Earth, and full of white people who think they’re royalty because they have blonde hair.

a town so small it thinks it’s the whole world, and so rich it’s like a VIP section of a fancy club, full of people who think they’re special just because they’re white.

a rich town that thinks it’s the center of the universe, stuck between two of the richest areas, and full of people who think they’re better than you just because they have money and nice hair.

If you want to go to a school where white kids wear steeltoes, park their stinky cars in the lot, and have teachers who are either awesome or total garbage, ENSS is your hell. The gym is like a torture chamber, the floors are ancient, the bathrooms smell like a dead raccoon, and the classes are dirtier than a pig's lunch.

ENNSS is the place where white kids rule the world, steeltoes are the law, and the gym is a wasteland. You get bad teachers, worse floors, and a lunchroom that smells like old socks and regret.

ENNSS is like a prison for white kids who wear steeltoes and have no idea what a good teacher is. The gym is broken, the bathrooms are disgusting, and the classrooms are like they were built in the Stone Age.

Great weed. The teachers are loud mouthed and the staff are old and tired. If you are not stoned, you are either a nerd who thinks he is hot or a fake jock. The sports teams are losers. Go to Larkfield for real weed. 7/11 is your friend.

The best weed. The teachers are annoying and the staff are ready to die. If you are not high, you are a nerd who thinks he is cool or a fake athlete. The sports teams are trash. Go to Larkfield for good weed and 7/11 for snacks.