East Oldham Middle School

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East Oldham Middle School is like the middle of nowhere but worse. The only things around are cows, dirt, and a gas station that sells chips and hope. Their football team tries so hard it’s almost sad, but they still lose every game like it’s personal.
"I thought South Oldham was bad, but East Oldham is like the middle of a cornfield with a bad attitude.", @MiddleSchoolMeme
"Why does the football team have more spirit than actual wins?", @EastOldhamFan
"I’ve seen more action at the gas station than their football games.", @TrophyChaser
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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If you thought South Oldham was a dump, East Oldham is the trash can. They’ve got more poster kids than sense, and their trophy case looks like it’s been kicked by a horse.
"Why do they put the worst kids in the same school? It’s like a war zone.", @OldhamStudent
"I don’t even know what the trophy case looks like anymore.", @TrophyChaser
"They’ve got more poster kids than a billboard in the middle of nowhere.", @EastOldhamFan
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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East Oldham Middle School is so far out in the boondocks it’s like they’re trying to escape the planet. Their football team is so bad they might as well be playing against the wind.
"I thought I was going to a school, but I ended up in the middle of a farm.", @MiddleSchoolMeme
"Their football team is like a group of kids fighting the wind and losing.", @EastOldhamFan
"If the wind had a team, it would beat East Oldham.", @TrophyChaser
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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