East Oldham Middle School
East Oldham Middle School is so far out in the boondocks it’s like they’re trying to escape the planet. Their football team is so bad they might as well be playing against the wind.
"I thought I was going to a school, but I ended up in the middle of a farm.", @MiddleSchoolMeme
"Their football team is like a group of kids fighting the wind and losing.", @EastOldhamFan
"If the wind had a team, it would beat East Oldham.", @TrophyChaser