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East Coast Chicas
Girls from the East Coast who think they're the center of the universe and everyone else is just there for show.
My friend said 'You're not cool unless you're from NYC' at the party.
She said 'You don't know what real pizza is' when I ordered a cheeseburger.
She DM'd me 'You're not from here' after I said I was from California.
East Coast Chicas
Women from the East Coast who think they're the most fabulous and everyone else is just average.
My mom said 'You're not fabulous unless you're from the East Coast.'
She called my friend a 'wannabe' because she wore jeans to a fancy dinner.
She said 'You're just average' when I got a B on my math test.
East Coast Chic
East Coast Chic is when you wear old money clothes like a boss and act like you’ve never seen a messy hair day in your life, even if you’re wearing a shirt that smells like old pizza.
My cousin tried to be East Coast Chic by wearing a tie with a pizza stain. It looked like a crime scene.
She showed up to the party in a blazer and said 'I don’t do casual.' I asked if that meant she didn’t do pants either.
He wore a button-up shirt to the gym and called it 'a power move.' It was a power move to get a funny look.
East Coast Chic
If you’re East Coast Chic, you look like you stepped out of a rich kid’s closet and probably still smell like the inside of a fancy shoe.
My aunt showed up in a $500 blazer and said, 'I don’t wear clothes, I wear status.' Then she spilled coffee on it.
He wore a suit to a basketball game and acted like it was a fashion show. It was a disaster show.
She took a selfie in a dress that cost more than my car and said it was 'just Tuesday.' It was Tuesday and I was sad.
East Coast Chic
East Coast Chic is when you dress like you’re rich and have never heard of the word 'casual', even if you're wearing a shirt that says 'I survived lunch.'
He showed up in a suit and said, 'This is my casual look.' I asked if he had a 'formal' look and he said, 'That’s when I cry.'
My cousin wore a shirt that said 'I survived lunch' and called it 'East Coast Chic.' I asked if it was a brand, and she said, 'It’s a lifestyle.'
She wore a blazer to the grocery store and said, 'I didn’t come here to be casual, I came here to be powerful.' I bought cereal for her.
East Coast Boogie Man
A woman who gives a man a double dose of pleasure by eating his meat and rubbing his scalp at the same time, making her look like a freakin' horror movie monster.
She was doing both at once and I felt like I was being tortured and blessed at the same time.
He couldn’t believe she could do both and still have time to cuss him out.
I was half-dead from the pleasure and half-living from the pain.
East Coast Boogie Man
When a woman uses her mouth and hands to make a man feel like he's being worshipped and mauled by a monster all at once.
He said it felt like a saint and a beast were fighting over him.
She was giving him a head job and a scalp massage like it was a holy ritual.
He said he felt like a king and a prisoner in the same moment.
East Coast Boogie Man
A woman who gets a man’s meat and head at the same time, making him feel like he’s being eaten and hugged by a monster.
He said it was like being bitten by a bear and hugged by a teddy bear at the same time.
She made him feel like he was being devoured and caressed by a giant.
He said it was like the best and worst day of his life all in one.
East Coast Boogie Man
When a woman does both at once and makes a man feel like he's being blessed by a saint and beaten by a beast.
He said it was like a priest and a wrestler had a baby and it was doing both to him at once.
She made him feel like he was being kissed by an angel and punched by a demon.
He said it was like a holy experience and a torture session combined.
East Coast Boogie Man
A woman who gives a man both a head job and a scalp rub, making him feel like he's being worshiped and abused by a monster.
He said it was like being fed by a goddess and kicked by a bull at the same time.
She made him feel like he was getting a massage and a punishment all in one.
He said it was like heaven and hell had a baby and it was doing both to him.
East Coast Boogie Man
When a woman uses her mouth and hands to make a man feel like he's being devoured and petted by a monster at the same time.
He said it was like being eaten by a lion and scratched by a cat.
She made him feel like he was getting a snack and a slap at the same time.
He said it was like being fed by a beast and teased by a kid.
East Coast Birthday
A fancy and annoying birthday party that only rich east coast girls throw. It's like a show and everyone is fake.
My cousin had a birthday party with 200 people and only 2 showed up.
She had a unicorn theme and cried when the cake was pink.
The DJ played Taylor Swift and no one left.
East Coast Birthday
A birthday bash so over the top it makes a normal party look like a nap. Only east coast rich girls do this.
She had a limo ride to her party and I had to walk.
The cake had 10 layers and cost more than my rent.
The only thing missing was a fireworks show and a parade.
East Coast Birthday
A birthday party so extra it could make your grandma cry. East coast rich girls only throw these.
They hired a magician and he dropped a rabbit out of my pants.
The party had a photo booth and I had to wear a hat.
They had a hot dog eating contest and I lost.
East Coast Birthday
A birthday party so fancy it's like a movie. Only east coast rich girls can afford this nonsense.
The party was at a fancy hotel and I had to wear a suit.
They had a buffet and I ate 10 pizzas.
The DJ played music and I danced like a fool.
East Coast Birthday
A birthday celebration so loud and fancy it could wake up the dead. East coast rich girls throw these all the time.
The party was so loud my dog ran away.
They had a karaoke machine and I sang badly.
The cake had a message and it was spelled wrong.
East Coast Birthday
A birthday party so over the top it's like a royal wedding. East coast rich girls throw these like it's nothing.
She had a balloon animal and it looked like a monkey.
They had a pizza delivery and it was late.
The party had a theme and I wore a hat.
East Coast Best Coast
A loud, obnoxious clothing brand from South Carolina that thinks the East Coast is the only coast worth living on, and the rest of you are just sad, sunburned losers.
"I wear East Coast Best Coast like my life depends on it. And it does, because I'm too poor to buy anything else." #eastcoastbestcoast
My mom bought me a shirt that says 'East Coast Best Coast' and now I have to wear it to school. I'm dying inside.
My friend's dog wears a 'East Coast Best Coast' shirt. I think it's trying to tell me something.
East Coast Best Coast
What dumb, proud Americans and Canadians say when they think the East Coast is the only place on Earth that isn't a wasteland of corn and fake sunburns.
My Canadian cousin says the East Coast is the best coast. I told him he's a disgrace and he replied with a maple syrup emoji.
At the family reunion, my uncle yelled 'East Coast Best Coast!' like it was the last word he'd ever say.
My teacher wrote 'East Coast Best Coast' on the board and I got detention for laughing at it.
East Coast Alphabet
The East Coast Alphabet is when you spell out your name like you're the king of the block and everyone else is just background noise.
My name is ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ and you're just a fan.
I don't need no stinkin' letters, I'm the whole alphabet.
You spell your name? Pfft, I'm the East Coast Alphabet.
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