Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy and annoying birthday party that only rich east coast girls throw. It's like a show and everyone is fake.

My cousin had a birthday party with 200 people and only 2 showed up.

She had a unicorn theme and cried when the cake was pink.

The DJ played Taylor Swift and no one left.

2

A birthday bash so over the top it makes a normal party look like a nap. Only east coast rich girls do this.

She had a limo ride to her party and I had to walk.

The cake had 10 layers and cost more than my rent.

The only thing missing was a fireworks show and a parade.

3

A birthday party so extra it could make your grandma cry. East coast rich girls only throw these.

They hired a magician and he dropped a rabbit out of my pants.

The party had a photo booth and I had to wear a hat.

They had a hot dog eating contest and I lost.

4

A birthday party so fancy it's like a movie. Only east coast rich girls can afford this nonsense.

The party was at a fancy hotel and I had to wear a suit.

They had a buffet and I ate 10 pizzas.

The DJ played music and I danced like a fool.

5

A birthday celebration so loud and fancy it could wake up the dead. East coast rich girls throw these all the time.

The party was so loud my dog ran away.

They had a karaoke machine and I sang badly.

The cake had a message and it was spelled wrong.

6

A birthday party so over the top it's like a royal wedding. East coast rich girls throw these like it's nothing.

She had a balloon animal and it looked like a monkey.

They had a pizza delivery and it was late.

The party had a theme and I wore a hat.