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When someone is so busy doing something stupid that they miss out on something cool

He was too busy trying to make a volcano out of spaghetti to go to the party.

She was too busy fighting with her shoes to see the movie.

He was too busy screaming at the ceiling to do his homework.

Earth Science is the only class where your teacher thinks they're cool because they know stuff about rocks, but you know they're just sad because they're stuck teaching it.

My teacher said, 'This is the most important science ever!' I said, 'Sir, I don't even know what a volcano is, and I'm not scared.'

My friend got a D and said, 'I'm not even mad, I'm just confused.'

I asked my teacher, 'Why do we have to memorize the layers of the Earth? I don't even know what a layer is.'

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Earth Science

Earth Science is like being stuck in a room with a teacher who doesn't know how to laugh and a textbook that thinks it's funny.

I fell asleep during the weather map lesson. My teacher thought I was pretending to be a meteorologist.

My friend drew a face on the textbook and got in trouble.

I tried to text my friend during class and got caught. My teacher said, 'You're not even paying attention to the most important science!'

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Earth Science

Earth Science is the reason you're still alive and why you're going to be stuck with it for the rest of your life.

I asked my teacher, 'Why do we need to learn about erosion? I don't even know what erosion is.' She said, 'It's the most important thing!'

My friend got a C and said, 'I'm not even mad, I'm just tired.'

I tried to skip Earth Science and my teacher said, 'You're not even trying to be cool.'

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Earth Science

Earth Science is like the most complicated game ever, and you're the only one who didn't get the instructions.

My teacher said, 'This is the most important science!' I said, 'Sir, I don't even know what a mineral is.'

I asked my teacher, 'Why do we need to learn about plate tectonics? I don't even know what a plate is.'

I tried to draw a picture of a volcano and got in trouble for not paying attention.

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Earth Science

Earth Science is the only class that makes you think you're going to die before you even finish the year.

I said, 'I don't even know what a pressure system is, and I'm not even scared.'

My friend said, 'I'm not even mad, I'm just confused.'

I asked my teacher, 'Why do we need to learn about eccentricity? I don't even know what a planet is.'

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Earth Sandwich Theory

A stupid idea that says if two pieces of bread are touching the earth's crust, the whole planet is just a big, greasy, crusty sandwich.

My lunch break is the Earth Sandwich Theory. I eat bread and the planet suffers.

If you touch the ground with bread, the Earth becomes a sandwich. Don’t question it.

Bread is touching the ground. That means the Earth is a sandwich. Simple math.

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Earth Sandwich Theory

The Earth Sandwich Theory is when two pieces of bread stick to the earth like it's the last piece of toast in the world.

My mom said if I don’t eat bread, the Earth won’t be a sandwich anymore. I’m scared.

I saw a loaf of bread fall on the ground. The Earth is now a sandwich. I’m not wrong.

Bread touching the ground = Earth is a sandwich. It’s a law.

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Earth Sandwich Theory

This theory says the Earth is just a giant sandwich, and if two pieces of bread are on the ground, it’s officially open for business.

I stepped on bread. The Earth is now a sandwich. I’m a sandwich god.

My dog ate bread. The Earth is a sandwich. I’m proud.

I dropped a bagel on the ground. The Earth is a sandwich. I’m done.

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Earth Sandwich Theory

The Earth Sandwich Theory is like saying the planet is just a big, messy, crusty sandwich, and bread is the glue that holds it all together.

I used bread to stick to the ground. The Earth is a sandwich. I’m a genius.

Bread on the ground = Earth is a sandwich. I’ve been right all along.

I put bread under my feet. Now the Earth is a sandwich. I rule.

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Earth Sandwich Theory

The Earth Sandwich Theory is the idea that if two pieces of bread are on the ground, the whole planet is just a giant, soggy, crusty sandwich.

I dropped bread on the floor. The Earth is now a sandwich. I’m not wrong.

My kid put bread on the ground. The Earth is a sandwich. I’m proud.

Bread touching the ground. Earth is a sandwich. I’m living my best life.

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Earth Sandwich Theory

The Earth Sandwich Theory is when you take a bite out of life and realize the whole planet is just a giant, crusty, bread-covered sandwich.

I took a bite of bread. The Earth is now a sandwich. I’m a sandwich hero.

I bit into the ground. The Earth is a sandwich. I’m not wrong.

Bread is in my mouth. The Earth is a sandwich. I’m living my best life.

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Earth Sandwich

When two people on opposite ends of the globe drop a piece of bread on the ground at the same time. It’s like the Earth got stuck between two slices of bread and is now a sandwich that no one wants to eat.

I dropped my bread in Tokyo and my bro dropped his in Brazil. The Earth is now a sad sandwich.

My mom and her friend did the Earth Sandwich at the same time. The Earth cried.

My teacher said the Earth was a sandwich and gave me detention for laughing.

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Earth Sandwich

A stupid landmark built by a weirdo named Michael Kucharski. It goes all around the world, and it's so fake it has a 4.9 rating on Google Maps. Who even cares?

Michael Kucharski made the Earth a sandwich and called it a landmark. I hate him.

I rated the Earth Sandwich 1 star because it’s fake and stupid.

My GPS said the Earth Sandwich is real, so now I believe in ghosts.

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Earth Sandwich

The dumb idea that if two slices of bread touch the Earth's crust, the whole planet is now a sandwich. It’s like the Earth is a kid who got picked on for being a sandwich.

My math teacher said the Earth is a sandwich. I got a D for that.

My friend thought the Earth was a sandwich and ate it. He got sick.

I tried to make the Earth a sandwich and it didn’t work. The bread was too tough.

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Earth Sandwich

The best society in the world, probably. Everyone there is cool and eats sandwiches for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. They don’t care about your problems.

I want to move to the Earth Sandwich Society because they are cool and eat bread all day.

My friend joined the Earth Sandwich Society and now he’s rich and happy.

I tried to join the Earth Sandwich Society and got rejected because I said 'no' to bread.

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Earth Sandwich

A group of weird people who think the Earth is a sandwich. They put cheese, ham, and tomatoes on it like it’s a normal sandwich. They’re all crazy.

My neighbor thinks the Earth is a sandwich and puts cheese on it every day.

I saw a man in the street screaming about the Earth being a sandwich. He’s mad.

My dog joined the Earth Sandwich Society and now he eats bread for breakfast.

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Earth Sandwich

See the dinosaur Earth community. They are even weirder and think the Earth is a sandwich made by dinosaurs. They are not real.

I saw the dinosaur Earth community and they said the Earth was a sandwich from the Cretaceous period.

My dog is now in the dinosaur Earth community and eats bread and bones.

The dinosaur Earth community is fake, but I believe in them anyway.

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Earth Rocker

A fancy way to say someone is crying so hard they might flood the toilet

My dog died and I'm an Earth Rocker

I got a D on my math test and I'm an Earth Rocker

My mom yelled at me and I'm an Earth Rocker

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Earth Rocker

When someone is so broken they might start a new religion just to feel better

My crush ignored me and I'm an Earth Rocker

My pizza got cold and I'm an Earth Rocker

My dad forgot my birthday and I'm an Earth Rocker

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