Earth Sandwich

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When two people on opposite ends of the globe drop a piece of bread on the ground at the same time. It’s like the Earth got stuck between two slices of bread and is now a sandwich that no one wants to eat.

I dropped my bread in Tokyo and my bro dropped his in Brazil. The Earth is now a sad sandwich.

My mom and her friend did the Earth Sandwich at the same time. The Earth cried.

My teacher said the Earth was a sandwich and gave me detention for laughing.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A stupid landmark built by a weirdo named Michael Kucharski. It goes all around the world, and it's so fake it has a 4.9 rating on Google Maps. Who even cares?

Michael Kucharski made the Earth a sandwich and called it a landmark. I hate him.

I rated the Earth Sandwich 1 star because it’s fake and stupid.

My GPS said the Earth Sandwich is real, so now I believe in ghosts.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The dumb idea that if two slices of bread touch the Earth's crust, the whole planet is now a sandwich. It’s like the Earth is a kid who got picked on for being a sandwich.

My math teacher said the Earth is a sandwich. I got a D for that.

My friend thought the Earth was a sandwich and ate it. He got sick.

I tried to make the Earth a sandwich and it didn’t work. The bread was too tough.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The best society in the world, probably. Everyone there is cool and eats sandwiches for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. They don’t care about your problems.

I want to move to the Earth Sandwich Society because they are cool and eat bread all day.

My friend joined the Earth Sandwich Society and now he’s rich and happy.

I tried to join the Earth Sandwich Society and got rejected because I said 'no' to bread.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A group of weird people who think the Earth is a sandwich. They put cheese, ham, and tomatoes on it like it’s a normal sandwich. They’re all crazy.

My neighbor thinks the Earth is a sandwich and puts cheese on it every day.

I saw a man in the street screaming about the Earth being a sandwich. He’s mad.

My dog joined the Earth Sandwich Society and now he eats bread for breakfast.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

See the dinosaur Earth community. They are even weirder and think the Earth is a sandwich made by dinosaurs. They are not real.

I saw the dinosaur Earth community and they said the Earth was a sandwich from the Cretaceous period.

My dog is now in the dinosaur Earth community and eats bread and bones.

The dinosaur Earth community is fake, but I believe in them anyway.

by Slangipedia 14d ago