Earth Sandwich Theory
The Earth Sandwich Theory is when two pieces of bread stick to the earth like it's the last piece of toast in the world.
My mom said if I don’t eat bread, the Earth won’t be a sandwich anymore. I’m scared.
I saw a loaf of bread fall on the ground. The Earth is now a sandwich. I’m not wrong.
Bread touching the ground = Earth is a sandwich. It’s a law.
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