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Earl of Duke
A person who thinks they're a genius, but they can't even tie their shoes.
He tried to tie his shoes, but he just made a knot that looked like a spiderweb.
He told his mom he invented the shoe-tying process.
He tried to teach his dog how to tie shoes, and it just barked at him.
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Earl of Duke
A human who thinks they're the center of the universe, even when they're clearly not.
He told the sun he was the center of the universe and got burned.
He tried to argue with the moon and it just blinked at him.
He told the planets they were ‘just there to listen to him.’
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Earl grey milkshake.
A fancy name for when a guy gets surrounded by two girls during a messy, loud, and very loud sex session. Earl grey is the tea-bagging. Milkshake is the guy’s load all over the place. It’s basically a group effort.
"I just did an earl grey milkshake and now I can’t stop laughing."
“He did an earl grey milkshake in the middle of the bar.”
“You should’ve seen the mess after that earl grey milkshake.”
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Earl grey milkshake.
When a guy is getting double-tea-bagged and blasted with cum like a milkshake. It’s messy, loud, and very popular with hipsters.
“I did an earl grey milkshake and it was pure chaos.”
“She said I was the best earl grey milkshake she ever had.”
“He did an earl grey milkshake in my kitchen and didn’t clean up.”
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Earl grey milkshake.
A guy getting double-tea-bagged and blasted with cum like a milkshake. It’s for people who like loud, messy, and very loud sex.
“I got an earl grey milkshake and I still haven’t stopped laughing.”
“He did an earl grey milkshake and now he can’t stop smiling.”
“We did an earl grey milkshake and the whole neighborhood heard it.”
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Earl grey middle school
It’s a school so full of smelly kids like the legendary king hour or his kicked-out brother muhrez that it smells like a gym after a wrestling match. Everyone thinks it’s sketchy, but it’s just bad and full of kids who blow smoke and think they’re cool.
@kinghour2023 you’re the reason why the halls reek like a dead raccoon
muhrez is still haunting the school like a ghost
i tried to breathe in class and it felt like i was in a trash can
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Earl grey middle school
This school is like a fart in a locker room. It’s packed with people like king hour and muhrez, and everyone else just thinks it’s sketchy because they don’t know how bad it really is. Kids blow smoke and think they’re tough.
why do we have to walk through the hallway every day it’s like walking through a dumpster fire
muhrez still shows up sometimes and everyone screams
king hour’s lunch is just a sandwich and a bunch of gum
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Earl grey middle school
It’s a school so bad it should be banned. Full of smelly kids like king hour and his kicked-out brother muhrez. Everyone says it’s sketchy, but it’s just a bunch of people who blow smoke and think they’re cool.
i sat next to muhrez and my shirt absorbed the smell
king hour’s got a new nickname: the human trash can
why is the air so bad it’s like i’m in a sauna with a dead frog
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Earl grey cookie
a cookie so hot it could burn your soul and your face
I ate an earl grey cookie and my face is on fire 😌🔥
That cookie was like a curse from the devil himself
My mouth feels like it's been roasted by a dragon
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Earl grey cookie
a cookie so dark it could swallow the sun and your dignity
That cookie was so dark I thought I was eating midnight
I ate it and my dignity went to jail
It looked like it came from the abyss
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Earl grey cookie
a cookie so good it makes you forget your name and your life
I ate it and I forgot who I was 😭
That cookie was so good I started crying
My life is now an earl grey cookie
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Earl gregnog
A fancy, sugary mess made by mixing Earl Grey tea with eggnog and enough sugar to make a diabetic weep. It’s like the holiday party in your coffee mug.
My aunt brings gregnog every year and calls it ‘the drink of the divine.’ I call it ‘the drink of my misery.’
I tried to make gregnog and ended up with a drink that looked like vomit. It was glorious.
My brother says gregnog is ‘the only thing worth drinking this time of year.’ I say it’s the only thing worth surviving.
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Earl gregnog
When you take a fancy tea and drown it in eggnog and sugar until it’s like a drunk toddler on a sugar high. Everyone loves it. Everyone dies by it.
I brought gregnog to the office party, and my boss cried. Not from happiness. From the taste of it.
My mom says she drinks gregnog because it’s ‘a little bit Christmas, a little bit chaos.’
I once had gregnog at 2 a. m. and cried into my cereal. It was worth it.
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Earl gregnog
A cursed drink that only the brave or the stupid would try. It’s like Christmas in a cup. Or a prison sentence.
My cousin tried to make gregnog and now lives in a different state. Or so I’ve heard.
I had gregnog for breakfast and now I’m talking to my cereal like it’s my therapist.
My dad says gregnog is the only thing he likes more than his own kids. I think he’s lying.
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Earl daddy
A fire king who looks like a god and makes Chinese emo daddy look like a sad middle schooler
Earl daddy walked in and the whole room got quiet like a zombie apocalypse
My crush said he's dating Earl daddy now, and I’m not even mad, I’m just jealous
I asked Earl daddy for a snack and he gave me a diamond necklace instead
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Earl daddy
The ultimate man who makes Chinese emo daddy look like a failed science experiment
Earl daddy came to my birthday party and my mom cried because he was so hot
I tried to text Earl daddy and my phone overheated
My dog saw Earl daddy and ran away like it was chased by a dragon
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Earl daddy
The reason why Chinese emo daddy is still single and living in his mom’s basement
Earl daddy showed up to my football game and the whole team lost focus
I asked Earl daddy for a date and he said 'I already have 1000'
My teacher said Earl daddy is the best student ever, even though he’s just here to look hot
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Earl change
A stupid Brooklyn way to say oil change that nobody understands but everyone uses anyway
Bro asked me why I didn't get an Earl change. I said I'm not that dumb.
My cousin got an Earl change and now his car smells like old pizza.
I told my uncle he needed an Earl change and he yelled at me for 10 minutes.
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Earl change
A loud, dumb, Brooklyn-based lie that people tell when they just didn't want to go to the shop
My mom said she got an Earl change but I know she just poured motor oil on the floor.
My brother said he got an Earl change but he still can't start his car.
I asked my friend if he got an Earl change and he said 'no, I got a regular change, and it was better.'
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Earl change
A Brooklyn way to say oil change that sounds fancy but is just really bad
My dad got an Earl change and now his car won't go past 10 mph.
I tried to do my own Earl change and I spilled oil all over my shirt.
My neighbor got an Earl change and now his car makes a weird noise every time he drives.
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