East Oakland Vera Anus Ripper Technique
You get meat shoved up your butt and then slapped so hard your brain might think it’s a holiday. It’s so bad even the sheriff’s jail got a fine for it.
My neighbor got it done by a guy who said he was 'testing the meat'
My dog got it done by a guy who said it was 'dog training'
My brother got it done by his boss who said it was 'team bonding'