East Oakland Vera Anus Ripper Technique

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This is when some guy shoves two pounds of raw meat up your butt and then slaps you until your insides are cooked. It’s so brutal even the jailer got a lifetime ban from doing it.
My uncle got this done to him by a guy in a cheese costume
I saw it happen on a street corner during a food fight
My cousin got it done by a cop who said it was a 'police procedure'
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You get meat shoved up your butt and then slapped so hard your brain might think it’s a holiday. It’s so bad even the sheriff’s jail got a fine for it.
My neighbor got it done by a guy who said he was 'testing the meat'
My dog got it done by a guy who said it was 'dog training'
My brother got it done by his boss who said it was 'team bonding'
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This is like a meat sandwich in your butt, and then you get slapped until your butt feels like it’s on fire. It’s so bad even the jailer got banned from the technique.
My friend got it done by a guy who said he was 'testing the meat'
I got it done by a guy who said he was 'testing the meat'
My mom got it done by a guy who said it was 'parent bonding'
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