East Oakland Vera Anus Ripper Technique
This is when some guy shoves two pounds of raw meat up your butt and then slaps you until your insides are cooked. It’s so brutal even the jailer got a lifetime ban from doing it.
My uncle got this done to him by a guy in a cheese costume
I saw it happen on a street corner during a food fight
My cousin got it done by a cop who said it was a 'police procedure'