East Northumberland Secondary School

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If you want to go to a school where white kids wear steeltoes, park their stinky cars in the lot, and have teachers who are either awesome or total garbage, ENSS is your hell. The gym is like a torture chamber, the floors are ancient, the bathrooms smell like a dead raccoon, and the classes are dirtier than a pig's lunch.
I walked into the gym and immediately thought I was in a horror movie.
The bathroom floor was so sticky, I left my socks there.
My teacher either loves me or hates me, no middle ground.
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ENNSS is the place where white kids rule the world, steeltoes are the law, and the gym is a wasteland. You get bad teachers, worse floors, and a lunchroom that smells like old socks and regret.
The gym is so broken, it might start a war.
My teacher gave me a C because I talked too much and ate too much.
The floors are so bad, I tripped into the lunchroom.
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ENNSS is like a prison for white kids who wear steeltoes and have no idea what a good teacher is. The gym is broken, the bathrooms are disgusting, and the classrooms are like they were built in the Stone Age.
The gym is so broken, I think it's haunted.
I had to smell the bathroom for three minutes before I left.
My teacher was so bad, I almost cried.
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