East-Junior-High

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a place so evil and boring it makes your soul cry. You go there to be tortured or forced to do stuff that makes you want to die.

Why did I choose East-Junior-High? Because I'm a masochist and I love pain.

My teachers are so boring I fell asleep in math class and dreamed about dying.

I would rather fight a dragon than sit through another lecture on the water cycle.

the most elite school in the city that beats West's ass like it's nobody's business.

East-Junior-High is the king. West is just a peasant getting kicked in the face.

They beat West so hard they left a bruise on the sky.

West tried to be cool. East said, 'You’re just a shadow.'

the absolute best school in the Midwest that beats West's ass and makes every other school look like a joke.

East-Junior-High doesn’t just beat West. They make West cry and then laugh at them.

Every school in the Midwest is just East’s sidekick. West is the sidekick’s sidekick.

West tried to be tough. East said, 'You’re just a joke.'