Easter Waffle Stomp
On Easter or around that time, you take a basket or a colander and do your business in it. Then you put it on a pillow next to your lover or a random person you slept with and stomp it into the pillow. They wake up to a mess and you laugh like a madman.
I put my waffle stomp on my ex's pillow and she screamed like a baby.
I did my Easter waffle stomp on my roommate and now he won't touch colanders ever again.
I stomped my waffle stomp on my boss's pillow and he thinks I'm cursed.