Easter Weekend

Current Trending

2 views · Added 14d ago · 3 definitions

1
A weekend where you drink like a fish out of water and laugh so hard you might pee your pants.
I drank so much I forgot my own name. My friend got a tattoo of my face. It’s a masterpiece.
We started a karaoke battle at 3 a. m. and ended up fighting over the mic. Classic.
I woke up with a hangover and a tattoo of a chicken on my arm. I don’t even like chickens.
2
A time when you forget your dignity, your pants, and your life goals.
I tried to dance on a table and fell off. Now I have a broken leg and a new nickname: ‘Table Master.’
I drank so much I texted my mom and told her I was getting married. She believed me.
I wore a hat backward, screamed at a pizza, and got a standing ovation. I’m a legend.
3
A weekend where you turn into a human tornado of beer, sweat, and questionable life choices.
I drank so much I started talking to the ceiling. It didn’t respond. I was disappointed.
I wore a shirt inside out, screamed at a chicken, and got a medal. I’m a hero.
I tried to do the chicken dance and ended up in a food fight. It was glorious.
xs