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East Pakistan
East Pakistan was Bangladesh before it got kicked out of Pakistan. West Pakistan politicians were jerks and messed things up so bad that East Pakistan had to split off and be its own country.
My brother said West Pakistan was like the bully who kept taking East Pakistan's lunch money.
My mom said East Pakistan was the cool kid who had to leave because West Pakistan was too dumb to share.
My friend said East Pakistan was like a good friend who got dumped because the other friend was a total loser.
East Pakistan
East Pakistan was a part of Pakistan that got shafted by the West Pakistan politicians. They were so mean and lazy that East Pakistan had to leave and become Bangladesh, which is way better than Pakistan ever was.
My history teacher said West Pakistan was like the lazy kid who didn’t do the work and blamed East Pakistan.
My friend said East Pakistan was like a good team that got broken up by a bunch of jerks.
My cousin said Pakistan is like a bad group project, East Pakistan was the best part, and West Pakistan was just there to mess it up.
East Oxnard
East Oxnard is the worst part of town. It’s like a war zone with Mexicans and some blacks throwing shade and screaming at each other like they’re in a rap battle.
I went to East Oxnard and it felt like I was in a prison riot.
My cousin got jumped in East Oxnard because he wore a hat from another neighborhood.
I told my friend East Oxnard is a mess, and he said he’d rather be in jail.
East Oxnard
East Oxnard is where the crazy people live. It’s full of Mexicans and blacks who think they’re kings and scream at the top of their lungs like they’re at a concert.
I got lost in East Oxnard and a guy yelled at me like I owed him money.
My dog ran into East Oxnard and came back with a new attitude and a scratch on the face.
I saw a guy in East Oxnard throw a soda can at a kid and say 'You’re gonna regret this.'
East Oxnard
East Oxnard is the slum of the slums. It’s packed with Mexicans and some blacks who think they’re the best and walk around like they own the place.
I walked through East Oxnard and someone yelled 'Watch your back, fool!' at me.
My brother got in a fight in East Oxnard because he said the wrong thing.
I told my mom I’d rather be in a landfill than in East Oxnard.
East Omaha thug
A white trash nobody who thinks they're a gangster but can't even steal a pizza without getting caught. They're like the junk food of criminals, cheap, messy, and totally useless.
He tried to rob a gas station and got scared by the clerk's cat.
His only hustle was stealing burgers and getting caught every time.
He tried to start a gang but only had two friends who were his cousins.
East Omaha thug
A guy who wears a hoodie inside out and thinks that makes him look tough. He's more of a menace than a man, and his crimes are as basic as his fashion sense.
He tried to rob a store and forgot to take the register.
He threatened a kid for five minutes just to get a snack.
He got in a fight over a parking spot and lost because he tripped.
East Omaha thug
A man who thinks he's a king of the street but can't even handle a traffic ticket. He's the reason why East Omaha has more cops than cool people.
He got arrested for jaywalking and still didn't know why.
He tried to start a gang but only had three members, his dog, his mom, and his brother.
He got a traffic ticket and spent the next week arguing with the cop about it.
East Omaha thug
A poor, stupid, and ugly version of a thug who thinks he’s the toughest guy in the neighborhood, but everyone just laughs at him when he tries to fight.
He tried to fight a guy and got beaten up by a kid.
He bragged about being a gangster but couldn’t even remember his own gang’s name.
He got into a fight and lost because he tripped over his own shoes.
East Omaha thug
A guy who thinks he's a legend but can't even cook a decent meal. He's the kind of person who robs a house just to get a sandwich.
He robbed a house for a sandwich and forgot to take the TV.
He tried to cook a meal and burned everything, even the smoke detector.
He got a sandwich and spent the rest of the day arguing with the cashier.
East Omaha thug
A man who has no idea what he's doing but still thinks he's the best. He's like a dog who thinks he's a lion, loud, dumb, and totally confused.
He tried to rob a bank but got scared by a clown.
He fought a guy for 10 minutes and lost because he got dizzy.
He bragged about being a thug but couldn’t even steal a candy bar.
East Omaha socialite
A piece of trash who thinks they're better than everyone else just because they live in East Omaha. They’re like the bottom of the barrel, and they still think they’re royalty.
My cousin got engaged to an East Omaha socialite. Now I have to pretend I like country music.
That East Omaha socialite tried to buy my grandma’s house. She said it was 'too run-down for a real person.'
The East Omaha socialite laughed at me when I spilled pizza sauce on my shirt. I told them I’d bring it to the next family fight.
East Omaha socialite
A lowlife who thinks they're fancy just because they live in East Omaha. They're like a rat wearing a crown.
The East Omaha socialite sent me a DM saying my hair looked like a raccoon. I replied with a picture of their front yard.
At the family reunion, the East Omaha socialite called my brother 'a feral dog.' He threw a soda at them.
My mom married an East Omaha socialite. Now I have to eat cornbread for breakfast.
East Omaha socialite
A poor, loud, and proud person who thinks they're the best just because they live in East Omaha. They’re like a drunk kid who thinks they’re the king of the school.
My neighbor is an East Omaha socialite. They yelled at me for mowing my lawn on a Tuesday.
The East Omaha socialite tried to start a fight with my dad over a parking spot. It took three cops to stop it.
At the grocery store, the East Omaha socialite called my dog 'a dirty mutt.' I told them I’d bring their dog to the fight.
East Omaha Nigga
The worst kind of nigga. They live in East Omaha like it’s a curse from God himself.
My cousin moved to East Omaha and now he’s cursed. I can feel it.
Why would you choose to live in East Omaha? That’s like choosing to be tortured.
I told my homie he was a nigga, and he said, 'Nah, I’m an East Omaha nigga.' I laughed so hard I cried.
East Omaha Nigga
A nigga so low he thinks East Omaha is a real place and not a joke.
My man thinks East Omaha is a real place. I told him it’s just a joke and he called me a fake nigga.
I asked my friend where he lived, he said East Omaha. I said you’re not a real nigga, you’re a fake nigga.
My homie said he’s from East Omaha. I said, 'You ain’t no nigga, you’re a joke.'
East Omaha Nigga
A nigga so bad he’d rather live in East Omaha than be a real nigga anywhere else.
I’d rather be a real nigga in a real place than an East Omaha nigga anywhere.
My friend said he’d rather live in East Omaha than be a real nigga in a real place.
I told my man he was a real nigga, he said, 'No, I’m an East Omaha nigga.' I said, 'You’re not even a real nigga.'
East Oldham Middle School
East Oldham Middle School is like the middle of nowhere but worse. The only things around are cows, dirt, and a gas station that sells chips and hope. Their football team tries so hard it’s almost sad, but they still lose every game like it’s personal.
"I thought South Oldham was bad, but East Oldham is like the middle of a cornfield with a bad attitude.", @MiddleSchoolMeme
"Why does the football team have more spirit than actual wins?", @EastOldhamFan
"I’ve seen more action at the gas station than their football games.", @TrophyChaser
East Oldham Middle School
If you thought South Oldham was a dump, East Oldham is the trash can. They’ve got more poster kids than sense, and their trophy case looks like it’s been kicked by a horse.
"Why do they put the worst kids in the same school? It’s like a war zone.", @OldhamStudent
"I don’t even know what the trophy case looks like anymore.", @TrophyChaser
"They’ve got more poster kids than a billboard in the middle of nowhere.", @EastOldhamFan
East Oldham Middle School
East Oldham Middle School is so far out in the boondocks it’s like they’re trying to escape the planet. Their football team is so bad they might as well be playing against the wind.
"I thought I was going to a school, but I ended up in the middle of a farm.", @MiddleSchoolMeme
"Their football team is like a group of kids fighting the wind and losing.", @EastOldhamFan
"If the wind had a team, it would beat East Oldham.", @TrophyChaser
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