East Pakistan

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Bangladesh used to be called East Pakistan. It was part of Pakistan but the West Pakistan politicians treated them like crap and made them leave. Pakistan lost its best part and got a lot dumber.
My history teacher said West Pakistan was like the rich kid who took all the candy and left East Pakistan with nothing.
My cousin said Pakistan is like a broken phone, half of it still works, but it's not the same.
My friend said East Pakistan was like the best pizza slice, and West Pakistan ate it and left the rest to rot.
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East Pakistan was Bangladesh before it got kicked out of Pakistan. West Pakistan politicians were jerks and messed things up so bad that East Pakistan had to split off and be its own country.
My brother said West Pakistan was like the bully who kept taking East Pakistan's lunch money.
My mom said East Pakistan was the cool kid who had to leave because West Pakistan was too dumb to share.
My friend said East Pakistan was like a good friend who got dumped because the other friend was a total loser.
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East Pakistan was a part of Pakistan that got shafted by the West Pakistan politicians. They were so mean and lazy that East Pakistan had to leave and become Bangladesh, which is way better than Pakistan ever was.
My history teacher said West Pakistan was like the lazy kid who didn’t do the work and blamed East Pakistan.
My friend said East Pakistan was like a good team that got broken up by a bunch of jerks.
My cousin said Pakistan is like a bad group project, East Pakistan was the best part, and West Pakistan was just there to mess it up.
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