East Pakistan
East Pakistan was Bangladesh before it got kicked out of Pakistan. West Pakistan politicians were jerks and messed things up so bad that East Pakistan had to split off and be its own country.
My brother said West Pakistan was like the bully who kept taking East Pakistan's lunch money.
My mom said East Pakistan was the cool kid who had to leave because West Pakistan was too dumb to share.
My friend said East Pakistan was like a good friend who got dumped because the other friend was a total loser.