East Omaha socialite

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A piece of trash who thinks they're better than everyone else just because they live in East Omaha. They’re like the bottom of the barrel, and they still think they’re royalty.
My cousin got engaged to an East Omaha socialite. Now I have to pretend I like country music.
That East Omaha socialite tried to buy my grandma’s house. She said it was 'too run-down for a real person.'
The East Omaha socialite laughed at me when I spilled pizza sauce on my shirt. I told them I’d bring it to the next family fight.
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A lowlife who thinks they're fancy just because they live in East Omaha. They're like a rat wearing a crown.
The East Omaha socialite sent me a DM saying my hair looked like a raccoon. I replied with a picture of their front yard.
At the family reunion, the East Omaha socialite called my brother 'a feral dog.' He threw a soda at them.
My mom married an East Omaha socialite. Now I have to eat cornbread for breakfast.
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A poor, loud, and proud person who thinks they're the best just because they live in East Omaha. They’re like a drunk kid who thinks they’re the king of the school.
My neighbor is an East Omaha socialite. They yelled at me for mowing my lawn on a Tuesday.
The East Omaha socialite tried to start a fight with my dad over a parking spot. It took three cops to stop it.
At the grocery store, the East Omaha socialite called my dog 'a dirty mutt.' I told them I’d bring their dog to the fight.
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