East Omaha Nigga

My cousin moved to East Omaha and now he’s cursed. I can feel it.

Why would you choose to live in East Omaha? That’s like choosing to be tortured.

I told my homie he was a nigga, and he said, 'Nah, I’m an East Omaha nigga.' I laughed so hard I cried.

My man thinks East Omaha is a real place. I told him it’s just a joke and he called me a fake nigga.

I asked my friend where he lived, he said East Omaha. I said you’re not a real nigga, you’re a fake nigga.

My homie said he’s from East Omaha. I said, 'You ain’t no nigga, you’re a joke.'

I’d rather be a real nigga in a real place than an East Omaha nigga anywhere.

My friend said he’d rather live in East Omaha than be a real nigga in a real place.

I told my man he was a real nigga, he said, 'No, I’m an East Omaha nigga.' I said, 'You’re not even a real nigga.'