East Omaha thug

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A white trash nobody who thinks they're a gangster but can't even steal a pizza without getting caught. They're like the junk food of criminals, cheap, messy, and totally useless.
He tried to rob a gas station and got scared by the clerk's cat.
His only hustle was stealing burgers and getting caught every time.
He tried to start a gang but only had two friends who were his cousins.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A guy who wears a hoodie inside out and thinks that makes him look tough. He's more of a menace than a man, and his crimes are as basic as his fashion sense.
He tried to rob a store and forgot to take the register.
He threatened a kid for five minutes just to get a snack.
He got in a fight over a parking spot and lost because he tripped.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A man who thinks he's a king of the street but can't even handle a traffic ticket. He's the reason why East Omaha has more cops than cool people.
He got arrested for jaywalking and still didn't know why.
He tried to start a gang but only had three members, his dog, his mom, and his brother.
He got a traffic ticket and spent the next week arguing with the cop about it.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A poor, stupid, and ugly version of a thug who thinks he’s the toughest guy in the neighborhood, but everyone just laughs at him when he tries to fight.
He tried to fight a guy and got beaten up by a kid.
He bragged about being a gangster but couldn’t even remember his own gang’s name.
He got into a fight and lost because he tripped over his own shoes.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A guy who thinks he's a legend but can't even cook a decent meal. He's the kind of person who robs a house just to get a sandwich.
He robbed a house for a sandwich and forgot to take the TV.
He tried to cook a meal and burned everything, even the smoke detector.
He got a sandwich and spent the rest of the day arguing with the cashier.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A man who has no idea what he's doing but still thinks he's the best. He's like a dog who thinks he's a lion, loud, dumb, and totally confused.
He tried to rob a bank but got scared by a clown.
He fought a guy for 10 minutes and lost because he got dizzy.
He bragged about being a thug but couldn’t even steal a candy bar.
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