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paint the bushes
You get so wasted you puke on bushes like they’re your worst nightmare. It’s said before the mess happens, just to be extra gross.
I painted the bushes and then tried to run away from my own vomit.
He painted the bushes, then fell into a puddle of his own puke.
She drank so much she painted the bushes with her last breath.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint the bushes
You get so drunk you vomit on bushes like they’re your personal trash can. People say it before you even start throwing up.
I painted the bushes and then tried to clean them with my hands.
He painted the bushes, then took a nap in a bush.
She drank until she turned the bushes into her own vomit art.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint the bowl
To let out a big poop that hits the toilet like a cannonball.
I painted the bowl so hard I woke up my dog.
Dad painted the bowl during a Zoom meeting and no one said anything.
She painted the bowl in front of her boss and got fired.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint the bowl
When you’re about to dump a runny poop into the toilet and tell everyone it’s happening.
He painted the bowl and said, ‘This is gonna be legendary.’
My sister painted the bowl and texted me: ‘You better be ready.’
At lunchtime, he painted the bowl and yelled, ‘It’s on!’
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint the bathroom a new color
When you take a dump so loud and wild it looks like the toilet exploded and painted the bathroom with your poop, making it look like a crime scene.
My dad painted the bathroom pink after eating too much candy.
I painted the bathroom green because my dog ate my crayons.
My sister painted the bathroom black when she lost her job.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint the bathroom a new color
When you go number two so hard it looks like someone shot a fire hose out of your butt and turned the bathroom into a rainbow of poop.
I painted the bathroom blue because my brother laughed at me.
My mom painted the bathroom purple after she got yelled at by her boss.
I painted the bathroom orange when I failed math.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint the bathroom a new color
When you poop so much it looks like a war broke out in your bathroom, and every color of the rainbow came from your butt.
I painted the bathroom red after my dog peed on my homework.
My brother painted the bathroom yellow when he got grounded.
I painted the bathroom white because I was mad at my sister.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint the bathroom
When you shoot your load directly in someone’s face like they asked for it.
He painted my bathroom during lunch. I had to eat a sandwich with cum on it.
My cousin painted her aunt's bathroom in front of the whole family. It was horrifying.
The guy at the bar painted my face and then left.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint the bathroom
A massive poop accident that looks like someone exploded from their butt and hit everything.
My dog painted the bathroom and the kitchen. I had to clean up after a disaster.
He ate too much pizza and painted the floor like it was a warzone.
She painted the wall with her breakfast. It smelled like regret.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint the bathroom
When you waste all your cash on some girl just so she’ll paint her bathroom without trying to seduce you.
He spent $200 on a gift card just so she’d paint her bathroom. She didn’t even thank him.
I bought her flowers, candy, and a new phone just for her to paint the bathroom.
He gave her a car so she would paint his bathroom. It was worth it.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint stripper
Homebrewed garbage that tastes like the inside of a paint can after it’s been cursed by a drunk man.
My cousin made this stuff and called it 'liquid regret.' I think he just tried to kill me.
That ain't booze. That's a curse from the devil himself.
I drank it and now my tongue feels like it’s on fire and covered in glitter.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint stripper
A cheap drink so strong it could strip paint off a wall and then laugh at you.
I drank that stuff and my face turned red like I was on fire.
That’s not a drink. That’s a chemical weapon from the 80s.
I had to sit down after that because my head felt like it was going to explode.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint stripper
The kind of alcohol you drink when you're too broke to buy real booze and too drunk to care.
I had to chug that stuff like it was my last chance at life.
That's not a drink. That’s a punishment from God.
After one sip, I knew I’d never be the same again.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint sprayer
A paint sprayer is when you're so full of beer and poop that you let one giant fart spray across someone's face like they’re getting hit by a brown paintball. It looks like they were dipped in turd sludge.
My cousin did the paint sprayer on my mom during Thanksgiving. She was crying and covered in diarrhea.
At the bar, Steve did the paint sprayer on his friend’s face. The guy looked like a smelly mud cake.
During the wedding, the best man did the paint sprayer on the groom. Everyone laughed so hard they puked.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint sprayer
A paint sprayer is when you’re so full of poop and beer that you let out a fart so strong it looks like someone painted their face with wet turd.
At the park, my brother did the paint sprayer on his dog. The dog ran away screaming.
During my math test, I did the paint sprayer on my teacher’s face. She failed me for life.
My friend did the paint sprayer on his boss during a meeting. The boss fired him and cried.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint sprayer
A paint sprayer is when you let out such a big fart that it looks like someone painted their face with liquid poop. It’s the grossest thing ever.
At the movie theater, my friend did the paint sprayer on the guy next to him. The guy left in tears.
During my gym class, I did the paint sprayer on my teacher. She smelled like a toilet.
My sister did the paint sprayer on her brother during breakfast. He threw up his cereal.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint splatter
A girl yanks out her used tampon like it’s the last piece of pizza and flings it around like she’s trying to kill a fly.
She pulled it out mid-scream and spun like she was in a horror movie.
At the bus stop, she whirled that tampon like it was a deadly weapon.
In math class, she swung it so hard it hit the teacher’s coffee.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint splatter
When you jizz in your hand and throw it at a girl’s face like you’re trying to make her look like a masterpiece of cum.
He came in his hand and slapped it on her cheek like she owed him money.
During lunch, he flung it so hard it got on her milkshake.
He did it in front of the whole class and laughed like it was a joke.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint samples
The saddest version of candy that only the desperate collect.
My cousin still has 47 paint samples from last year. He cries when I take them away.
I tried to trade my brother for a bag of chips. He gave me 12 paint samples instead.
She brought her entire lunchbox full of paint samples to show off at recess.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint samples
The trash that rich kids pretend is treasure.
My neighbor’s kid thinks he’s a king with his 50 paint samples. He doesn’t know they’re just junk.
I saw her throw out a whole box of paint samples like it was gold.
He told me his dad gave him paint samples for Christmas. I told him that’s not a gift, that's pity.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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