paint samples

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The saddest version of candy that only the desperate collect.
My cousin still has 47 paint samples from last year. He cries when I take them away.
I tried to trade my brother for a bag of chips. He gave me 12 paint samples instead.
She brought her entire lunchbox full of paint samples to show off at recess.
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The trash that rich kids pretend is treasure.
My neighbor’s kid thinks he’s a king with his 50 paint samples. He doesn’t know they’re just junk.
I saw her throw out a whole box of paint samples like it was gold.
He told me his dad gave him paint samples for Christmas. I told him that’s not a gift, that's pity.
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The only thing worse than getting nothing for your birthday.
I got 10 paint samples for my birthday. That’s worse than getting nothing.
He said it was a surprise. It was just paint samples in a bag.
She cried when I told her her brother gave her paint samples instead of a toy.
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