paint the bathroom

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When you shoot your load directly in someone’s face like they asked for it.

He painted my bathroom during lunch. I had to eat a sandwich with cum on it.

My cousin painted her aunt's bathroom in front of the whole family. It was horrifying.

The guy at the bar painted my face and then left.

A massive poop accident that looks like someone exploded from their butt and hit everything.

My dog painted the bathroom and the kitchen. I had to clean up after a disaster.

He ate too much pizza and painted the floor like it was a warzone.

She painted the wall with her breakfast. It smelled like regret.

When you waste all your cash on some girl just so she’ll paint her bathroom without trying to seduce you.

He spent $200 on a gift card just so she’d paint her bathroom. She didn’t even thank him.

I bought her flowers, candy, and a new phone just for her to paint the bathroom.

He gave her a car so she would paint his bathroom. It was worth it.