paint sprayer
A paint sprayer is when you’re so full of poop and beer that you let out a fart so strong it looks like someone painted their face with wet turd.
At the park, my brother did the paint sprayer on his dog. The dog ran away screaming.
During my math test, I did the paint sprayer on my teacher’s face. She failed me for life.
My friend did the paint sprayer on his boss during a meeting. The boss fired him and cried.