paint sprayer

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A paint sprayer is when you're so full of beer and poop that you let one giant fart spray across someone's face like they’re getting hit by a brown paintball. It looks like they were dipped in turd sludge.
My cousin did the paint sprayer on my mom during Thanksgiving. She was crying and covered in diarrhea.
At the bar, Steve did the paint sprayer on his friend’s face. The guy looked like a smelly mud cake.
During the wedding, the best man did the paint sprayer on the groom. Everyone laughed so hard they puked.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A paint sprayer is when you’re so full of poop and beer that you let out a fart so strong it looks like someone painted their face with wet turd.
At the park, my brother did the paint sprayer on his dog. The dog ran away screaming.
During my math test, I did the paint sprayer on my teacher’s face. She failed me for life.
My friend did the paint sprayer on his boss during a meeting. The boss fired him and cried.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A paint sprayer is when you let out such a big fart that it looks like someone painted their face with liquid poop. It’s the grossest thing ever.
At the movie theater, my friend did the paint sprayer on the guy next to him. The guy left in tears.
During my gym class, I did the paint sprayer on my teacher. She smelled like a toilet.
My sister did the paint sprayer on her brother during breakfast. He threw up his cereal.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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