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paint samples
The only thing worse than getting nothing for your birthday.
I got 10 paint samples for my birthday. That’s worse than getting nothing.
He said it was a surprise. It was just paint samples in a bag.
She cried when I told her her brother gave her paint samples instead of a toy.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint room
a smelly hole under the house where you keep paint and smoke weed like a dying raccoon
My uncle's paint room smells like old socks and regret.
I hide my stash in the paint room because it's the only place no one goes.
The paint room is so gross, even the spiders leave.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint room
when you blow your load on a ceiling fan and make the whole room look like a milkshake exploded
He shot his wad on the fan and now the ceiling looks like it's melting.
That kid did the ceiling fan thing and got suspended for being gross.
I saw his mom in the paint room and I swear she looked at me like I was crazy.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint room
a mean way to tell someone to drown themselves in blood while playing a video game
He told me to kill myself and I had to fight three dragons to get out of it.
My friend got banned for telling me to cover my room in blood.
I yelled 'kill yourself' at my cousin and now he won't talk to me.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint room
when you stand up right before you come and spin like a drunk tornado
He spun so fast the walls looked like they were dancing.
I did the spinning thing and now my wall looks like it got hit by a paintball gun.
She stood up, spun like a crazy person, and splattered all over the room.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint roller
When you take your giant sausage and smear it all over someone's face like they're a canvas, using either blood, guts, or the mess from their last meal. You can even mix in some cum if you first dump it into a tray and roll around in it like a maniac.
He painted my face with his finger after I told him he smelled like a trash can.
She used her period blood to paint his face during the school talent show.
He rolled around in a tray of cum before slapping it on his girlfriend's face.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint roller
When you stick your cock on someone’s face and go up and down like you're trying to paint the ceiling, only using either blood, feces, or the goo from your last cum dump.
He painted my face with his cum after I said he looked like a used sock.
She painted her teacher's face with her period blood during math class.
He dumped his guts on my face and called it art.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint roller
When you take your dirty meat and rub it all over someone’s face like they’re a messy kid, using either blood, poop, or the mess from your last ejaculation. You can even dip your cock in a tray of cum before doing it.
He painted my face with his feces after I told him he smelled like a gym sock.
She painted her friend’s face with her period blood during lunch.
He dipped his dick in a cum tray and painted my face like it was a mural.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint protection
A magic shield for your car’s skin, sold by a guy who smells like old gym socks.
My car looks like it was kissed by a dragon. Paint protection saved my life.
I paid full price for this junk and still got yelled at by the salesperson.
This thing is so cheap I’m suspicious it’s cursed.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint protection
A fancy way to say your car won’t get scratched, unless you’re really bad at parking.
I got paint protection and still managed to scrape my car into a tree. I’m a failure.
This thing is amazing… until you hit a curb like it’s your enemy.
Paint protection failed me when I tried to park in a garage that didn’t exist.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint protection
A cursed sticker that promises your car will look new… if you believe in miracles and don’t have a life.
I put on paint protection and still got my car stolen. What even is this?
This thing cost me $20, but I’m too lazy to clean it.
It’s not broken. It’s just being haunted by my bad decisions.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint peeler
A fart so foul it makes the paint weep and cry until it peels off like old skin.
My cousin's fart peeled the paint off my bedroom wall. I'm still mad.
The paint peeler hit the room like a curse from hell. It was legendary.
I thought the walls were crying, but it turned out to be my dad's lunch.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint peeler
A stink so strong it could make a saint swear and a wall fall apart.
My mom’s paint peeler was so bad, the dog ran out of the house screaming.
I used to think my brother had a loud voice. Then he farted in my face.
The paint peeler was like a dragon breath that came from my uncle's butt.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint peeler
A fart so bad it makes the walls feel like they just got cursed by a witch.
The paint peeler was so strong, my little sister started drawing on the wall with her nose.
I had to open the window and run outside because of my brother’s paint peeler.
My dad’s fart peeled the paint off the kitchen. It was like he was fighting a ghost.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint party
You spray paint while blowing up balloons and sucking the air out so hard you get a high. This usually happens in a car when you're all stoned and acting like a lunatic.
I blew up six balloons and got so high I tried to paint my friend's face with a can of neon green.
We did a paint party in the back of my dad’s van and he thought we were doing homework.
She sucked air out of three balloons at once and started screaming like a mad person.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint party
When a guy poops on a girl and then uses his penis to smear the poop all over her body like he’s trying to make a masterpiece.
He sat on her and pooped right on her chest, then used his cock to spread it everywhere.
She screamed so loud when he painted her with his poop that the whole cafeteria heard her.
They did this in the gym and got sent to the office for being gross.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint party
A fancy word for cum, like when you're too lazy to say it but still want everyone to know what you mean.
He called his cum a paint party and then laughed at himself.
She said she had a paint party and then cried because of the mess.
He told his mom he was going to bed because he had a paint party.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint pals
People who paint like it's their last day on Earth and your furniture is their personal enemy.
I painted my whole living room. My couch now looks like a crime scene.
Why did I buy that white shirt? It’s now permanently blue. Forever.
My mom said she’d kill me if I spilled paint again. I’m already dead inside.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint pals
Friends who take painting too seriously, like it's a religion and your walls are the altar.
I painted my nails. Now my hands look like they were tortured.
My dog thinks I’m a god. He eats paint out of the can like it’s gourmet.
My dad said he’d rather be stuck in traffic than watch me paint again.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint pals
People who paint so much, your house looks like a clown threw up on it.
I painted my bedroom. Now it’s either purple or I’m going blind.
My brother painted my face. It took three hours and a fire extinguisher to fix it.
I tried to paint my cat. He now thinks he’s a pirate.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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