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paint palate
when you use the wall as a chick’s snatch to dip your brush in so it gets all soaked
I painted the whole room and got my cock nice and wet
That chick was like my palette, I dipped every damn brush in her
My brush looked like a sausage after I used her as my palette
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint palate
a chick’s snatch is your paint palette when you stick your cock in there and mix colors
I painted the kitchen and got a nice pink tone from her snatch
She was my palette, I used her like a pro
He didn’t even use the paint, just stuck it in her
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint palate
when you paint and your cock is in a chick’s snatch acting like a brush
I painted the walls and my cock got all nice and clean from her snatch
She was more than just a palette, she was my main canvas
He used her as his palette and left the room looking like a masterpiece
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint palate
a chick’s snatch is your paint palette when you stick your cock in there and make it all messy
He painted the whole house with his cock in her, it was a mess
She was my palette and I used her like a sponge
I mixed colors in her snatch and made a whole room look like a dump
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint palate
you use a chick’s snatch as your palette when you dip your cock in there to get it wet
He dipped his cock in her snatch and painted the whole wall
I used her like my palette, she was soaked by the end
That chick was my palette, I got all wet and messy
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint palate
when you paint a room using a chick’s snatch as your brush
I used her as my brush and painted the whole wall
She was the brush, I was the painter, and it looked amazing
He painted with his cock in her like she was a brush
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint over it
A fancy way of saying 'whatever' but with more attitude and less brain power.
Bro, I don't care if the sky is green. Paint over it.
She said she'd do it later. Paint over it.
He forgot his password. Paint over it.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint over it
When a painter skips the toilet and uses the freshly painted floor like a public restroom, then covers up the mess.
The painter had no shame. Paint over it.
He pooped on the job. Paint over it.
The boss didn't even notice. Paint over it.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint my walls
I want my man to shoot his cum straight into my snatch
My guy better give me the whole load or I'm gonna scream in his face
He said he'd do it but then he ran out of gas and just peed on the floor
She told him to paint her walls, and now she's stuck with a mess and no cum
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint my walls
I want my man to fill my pussy up like it’s a damn paint can
He said he’d paint her walls but brought a brush and no cum
She asked for a mural, and all he did was spray his cum on the ceiling
He tried to do it while drunk and ended up painting the dog too
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint my walls
I want my man’s cum to be the only thing touching my vagina
She said she wanted a fresh coat of paint, but all he did was spit on her leg
He tried to do it in the dark and ended up painting the neighbor’s wall too
He promised it’d be the best paint job ever, then fell asleep mid-cum
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint my tits
spit your jizz all over my breasts like a drunk kid at a pizza party
I painted my tits after he ate four pizzas and drank a whole soda.
She screamed when he blew his load on her boobs in the middle of the school hallway.
He painted my tits during lunch break and got caught by the principal.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint my tits
dump your gooey cum on my naked chest like it's a messy art project
He painted my tits in the car while I was wearing only a bra.
She did it during gym class and got locked out of the locker room.
My friend painted his girlfriend’s tits right in front of the whole cafeteria.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint my tits
cover my boobs with your slimy cum like you're trying to make a meatball sandwich
He painted my tits after I insulted his mom.
She painted his tits in the middle of a group project and got detention.
They painted each other’s tits during a video game battle.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint my teeth white
Wishing you could suck someone's cock so hard it looks like a toothpaste ad.
I paint my teeth white every time my boss walks in.
She paints her teeth white just to make me cum in my pants.
He painted his teeth white before the interview and got hired.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint my teeth white
When you're so desperate for a blowjob you'd brush your teeth with a prostitute's mouth.
She paints her teeth white whenever she sees him at the coffee shop.
I painted my teeth white just to get laid by my math teacher.
He paints his teeth white every time he walks into the bar.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint my teeth white
The urge to suck someone's dick so hard you turn their face into a whitening commercial.
I paint my teeth white just to get a blowjob from my neighbor.
She paints her teeth white every time she sees her crush.
He painted his teeth white and got the job because of it.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint my fence
A stupid phrase that sounds innocent but actually means you're showing off your tiny weenie to everyone. It's like the middle finger of slang.
You: PAINT MY FENCE! Friend: What? You: I just told my mom’s boyfriend about your dad’s old job.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint my fence
When you say this, you're basically telling everyone you've got a pecker that's bigger than a chicken leg. It's the worst kind of bragging.
You: PAINT MY FENCE! Classmate: Why? You: Because your cousin told me you wet the bed last night.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint my fence
This phrase is like a fart in church. Everyone knows what it means but no one wants to admit it.
You: PAINT MY FENCE! Dad: What does that mean? You: It means I’ve been hanging out with your old gym buddy again.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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