Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stupid phrase that sounds innocent but actually means you're showing off your tiny weenie to everyone. It's like the middle finger of slang.

You: PAINT MY FENCE! Friend: What? You: I just told my mom’s boyfriend about your dad’s old job.

2

When you say this, you're basically telling everyone you've got a pecker that's bigger than a chicken leg. It's the worst kind of bragging.

You: PAINT MY FENCE! Classmate: Why? You: Because your cousin told me you wet the bed last night.

3

This phrase is like a fart in church. Everyone knows what it means but no one wants to admit it.

You: PAINT MY FENCE! Dad: What does that mean? You: It means I’ve been hanging out with your old gym buddy again.

4

A ridiculous way of saying you've got a big stick up your backside. Everyone knows what it really means but no one says it out loud.

You: PAINT MY FENCE! Brother: Are you trying to start something? You: I just told your girlfriend about your old job.

5

This is the dumbest phrase ever. It sounds innocent, but it's just a fancy way of telling people you've got a big one.

You: PAINT MY FENCE! Teacher: What’s going on? You: I told your husband about the time you fell off the ladder.

6

It's like when someone says 'I’ve got a secret' but it's just a lie to make you feel dumb.

You: PAINT MY FENCE! Mom: What are you doing? You: I told your brother about the time he cried in public.