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paint my fence
A ridiculous way of saying you've got a big stick up your backside. Everyone knows what it really means but no one says it out loud.
You: PAINT MY FENCE! Brother: Are you trying to start something? You: I just told your girlfriend about your old job.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint my fence
This is the dumbest phrase ever. It sounds innocent, but it's just a fancy way of telling people you've got a big one.
You: PAINT MY FENCE! Teacher: What’s going on? You: I told your husband about the time you fell off the ladder.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint my fence
It's like when someone says 'I’ve got a secret' but it's just a lie to make you feel dumb.
You: PAINT MY FENCE! Mom: What are you doing? You: I told your brother about the time he cried in public.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint my face
A guy goes full animal on a girl while they're doing the horizontal boogie, then pulls out his meat and blasts cum all over her face like it's a messy breakfast
My cousin got paint my face during a pizza delivery
He didn't stop until he had to wipe his eyes from the amount of cum
She was so shocked she dropped her phone in the toilet
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint my face
A guy goes wild on a girl while they're having sex, then shoots cum directly into her face like it's a facial
He painted my face and I still haven't washed the cum out of my hair
She screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops
He did it right after she said 'I love you'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint my face
A guy gets so turned on during sex that he forgets his manners and shoots cum all over the girl's face like a messy artist
He painted my face and I had to go to school with cum in my hair
I was so embarrassed I cried in the bathroom
He did it right after we finished eating ice cream
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint mixing
Making a basic black and white situation way too complicated. Like adding gray to something that didn’t need it. Liberals love doing this so they can argue about nothing.
Why do we have to talk about gray when the problem is clearly black and white?
He turned a simple yes or no question into a 30-minute debate about shades of doubt.
She made me pick my favorite shade of confusion instead of just giving an answer.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint mixing
Secretly getting off by messing with someone else's plans. Like when you know they're going to fail but you still let them think they're on track.
I told him he'd win the race, then switched the starting line behind his back.
She said she was going to bring snacks, then forgot her own lunch and took his.
He promised the project would be done by Monday, then didn't show up until Wednesday.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint melters
When your farts are so gross they make paint weep like a baby.
The smell hit me like I’d been kicked by a smelly dragon.
My coworker ran out of the room screaming like a banshee.
I had to open a window and pretend I was breathing fresh air.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint melters
When your farts are so bad they turn paint into a puddle of shame.
The room smelled like a sewer after a monster ate a sock.
My friend started crying and said he’d never eat soup again.
I had to leave the office for 10 minutes just to breathe.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint melters
When your farts are so strong they make paint cry and then explode.
It was like I’d opened a can of hot stink beans.
The guy next to me started sniffing the air like it was a new perfume.
I nearly got fired for laughing too hard.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint me white
Spraying your cum all over someone like they’re a blank canvas you just got out of art class.
I painted her white so hard she looked like a sidewalk after a rainstorm.
He said he’d paint me white, and he did, right in my eye.
She let me paint her white and then laughed at me like I was a bad artist.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint me white
Getting so turned on you just explode your cum everywhere, like a messy kid in a candy store.
He painted me white while I was eating my lunch. My sandwich got cum on it.
She said she’d paint him white and then did it in front of his mom.
I tried to paint him white but he ran out of the room screaming.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint me white
Pouring your cum on someone like they’re a new tattoo and you're trying to make it look fancy.
I painted her white so fast she didn’t even have time to say thank you.
He painted me white while I was taking a shower, and now my towel is sticky.
She let me paint her white and then said I should’ve used more cum.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint me white
Dumping your cum on someone like they’re a trash can and you're just trying to make it look cool.
He painted me white in the middle of a restaurant. The waiter gave him a glare.
She let me paint her white, and then she painted me back with her finger.
I painted my sister white while she was sleeping, and now her pillow is sticky.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint me white
Spraying your cum on someone like they’re a new canvas and you're just trying to make it look good.
He painted me white while I was walking down the street. People looked at me like I was crazy.
She let me paint her white, and then she took a selfie with it.
I painted my friend white and now he’s stuck in the bathroom cleaning up.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint me white
Putting your cum on someone like they’re a blank piece of paper and you're trying to make it look fancy.
He painted me white in the middle of class. The teacher gave him detention.
She let me paint her white, and then she turned it into a masterpiece.
I painted my dog white and now he’s covered in cum.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint me like one of your french girls
A man got double teamed by his partner like he was a rookie at a strip club
He couldn't tell which one was the main act
His face said it all when both started talking at once
He looked like he just walked into a gangbang
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint me like one of your french girls
His partner gave him a combo platter instead of a single dish
He didn’t know which way to turn
It was like ordering from the buffet and getting every line
He had more options than a kid in a candy store
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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